This Zoo Gives Animals Amazon Reviews That Are Absolutely 5 Stars

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Mar. 22 2021, Updated 11:58 a.m. ET

The Oregon Zoo decided to kick off their weekend with a little treat for their Twitter followers. Using the hashtag #RateASpecies, they went through their outstanding catalogues of slimey, furry, and scaley beasts and gave them Amazon-style reviews. 

"It's Friday, let's rate some species," they wrote under this adorable gif.

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It's hard not to feel like every animal deserves five stars, but they are the experts.

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Here's the Otter.

"FIRST IMPRESSIONS: Overall very good first impressions," begins the tweet. "Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that's actually a plus for me," they wrote.

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The owl earned a great review as well. This one is titled "YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED" (all in caps).

It reads: "This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus."

These are so cute and funny, we're crying.

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An animal I do not recognize at all, but assume is an aquatic rodent.

The review begins in caps: "SO MUCH FUN."

It continues, "Cuts through the water like butter. Not great for white water but perfect for lakes, ponds, etc. Set-up is easy and it won't flip. Variable speed. No mount for GoPro."

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The Monterey bay Aquarium join in, reviewing the sunfish:

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We got bats, which are "great value."

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A tiny turtle:

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A vulture, which is a much more useful animal than you'd think, according to its review:

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A baby penguin:

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The octopus, which gets all the stars in my book.

"Love that it fits any space," reads the review. "Adjustable color to match your mood/location. Extremely grippy base. Ink included but stylus sold separate if you need that go with the squid sizes."

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Zoos know how to have fun. 

Other people also joined in, but with less glowing reviews:

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But sometimes folks are willing to admit when evolution is perfect:

Great job, universe. All the stars.

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