Pennsylvania teen Will Rubin held a Jimmy Kimmel-themed Bar Mitzvah, and Kimmel decided to talk to him on air about it—which was really, really cute. To everyone, that is, except actually Jewish talk show host Jon Stewart.
"You probably had your choice of idolizing any talk show host and you could've gone with a Jew, that's all I'm saying," Stewart said. "Will, don't be fooled by his learned-looking beard and his sad, puffy eyes. He's not rabbinical; he's just unhealthy."