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These Struggles Are Way Too Relatable If You're A Member Of The Middle Class

These Struggles Are Way Too Relatable If You're A Member Of The Middle Class
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The middle class feels pretty darn dead. Most decent paying salaries are offset by ridiculously high university costs, crippling student loan debt, rising property taxes, and a cost of living that outpaces the salaries companies offer their employees.

But that's not to say I'm not enjoying being middle class a heck of a lot more than when I was poor. I may not have the money to ever own property or buy a brand new luxury car outright, but hey, I can treat a few of my friends to a full meal at Panera. And isn't that what counts?

So if you, or someone you know, are a self-identified member of the American middle class, these memes will be painfully relevant.


@shopbellgray is fucking fire

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When you're sitting in the lap of luxury with a v nice 38K salary, extra dipping sauce ain't no thang 😎

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@toptreemedia gets me

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Nice choice Rand 😜 nothing quite as ice cold and crispy as a bud light on a nice Sunday evening ;)~

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God damn Rand is that a 30 count!?

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Made this a while back for my other account @friendofbae 😜

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Want me to go milk a cow for your coffee creamer too? lol

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You can find more middle class hilarity by checking out the @MiddleClassFancy Instagram here.

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