30 Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep Your Kids Laughing All Day
These 30 Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes and jokes about turkeys that are family-friendly will keep your kids laughing all holiday long.
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults Who Have Finally Outgrown the Kids' Table
You've made it. You've finally graduated from the kids' table for Thanksgiving. Time to impress your fellow grownups with your sense of humor!
40 Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes to Tell Before the Food Coma Hits
Don't worry, we've harvested 40 tasty Thanksgiving jokes for you to feast on this year. From dad jokes to turkey jokes, there's a pun for everyone.28 Hilarious Thanksgiving Memes That Hit a Little Too Close to Home
We've rounded up some of the best and most festive Thanksgiving memes to share with family and friends on Turkey Day. Have a laugh while you digest!"Killer" Friday the 13th Captions to "Hack" Your Instagram
It's Friday the 13th, which means we need to post our spookiest pics on Instagram. So we've rounded up the best captions and movie quotes.The Lavender Sharpie Drama on TikTok Is More Titillating Than an Episode of 'Gossip Girl'
Move over, HBO, because TikTok’s lavender Sharpie drama is the most entertaining saga in 2023 as Lavender breaks hearts and friendships.Woman's Name Causes Her Grief Every Time She Gets a New Job
When a woman named Samantha Hart gets a new job, she’s forced to reconcile the unfortunate email address she often gets thanks to her name.25 People Who Probably Got Fired After "Technically" Doing Their Job
Sure, they didn't go above and beyond, but *technically,* these people completed the task they were asked to.20 "Hilarious" Tweets from Teachers That Will Convince You They Should Be Paid More
From being puked on to insulted to not being allowed to pee when you need to, teachers have it rough! These tweets will convince you that teachers definitely aren't paid enough.34 Students Who "Hilariously Trolled" Their High Schools With Creative Yearbook Quotes
These incredibly creative students delighted the internet with their yearbook quotes.Suspect Hilariously Responds to Own Police Wanted Ad, Vows He'll Turn Himself In
A suspect responded to his own Wanted Ad Post on Facebook telling cops he would turn himself in he just needed more time.A Misspelled Wedding Fan Inspires a Hilarious Tweet Storm of Support and Memes
A gay wedding’s fan has two words hilariously misspelled and to add to the humor, they’ve included a note to protect against the spelling sticklers."She Looks Nothing Like Me" — DMV Puts Wrong Picture on Woman's Driver's License
A woman received another person's driver's license photo after visiting the DMV, now she's trying to find out who this mystery individual is.25 Awful Helicopter Parents Who Thought Their Kids Could Do No Wrong, According to Teachers
There are fewer things more frustrating than seeing helicopter parents let their child get away with anything.Here's Proof That the English Language Is Super Hard and Makes No Sense
If you are a native English speaker, these rules and pronunciations might be second nature to you, but if you think about it, they actually make no sense.Bridesmaid Says "Bridezilla" Told Her Not to Get Pregnant After Miscarriage so She "Wouldn't Be Too Fat" for the Wedding, Sparks Debate
This AskReddit thread asked bridesmaids to share the bridezilla stories that effectively ruined their friendships.24 Times 'The Simpsons' Accurately Predicted The Future
It's insane to think all the times 'The Simpsons' predicted the future.Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka Shares She Learned English "By Watching 'Scooby-Doo'" (EXCLUSIVE)
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka spoke exclusively with 'Distractify' about her family, her career, and her record-breaking HBO comedy special.Fall Out Boy's Updated "We Didn't Start the Fire" Has Spawned the Best Memes
Fall Out Boy released their own version of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” FOB’s rendition of the classic song spawned its share of memes.30 "Boomer Culture" Tweets That Hilariously Describe Baby Boomers Perfectly
Baby boomers are probably the easiest generation to make fun of these days...because they deserve it. These tweets perfectly, and savagely, describe "boomer culture."30 People Share the "Most Unprofessional" Things They've Done That Almost Got Them Fired
From roasting whole chickens at their desk to applying to other jobs, these are the most unprofessional things people have done while on the clock.30 Father's Day Memes to Crack up With Your Pops About
Crack up with your dad on Father's Day with these funny and very relatable memes we found on the internet. (They're funny because they're true.)Guy Sends Amazingly Passive Aggressive Note To Neighbors Who Won't Shut Up
Guy asks neighbors to quiet down with amazing note detailing just how much of their conversations he can hear.27 People Share the Most Horrifying Weddings They've Ever Experienced
Sometimes your special day is not-so-special, and these Redditors unfortunately experienced the not-so-special ones firsthand.Guy Creates Guide to Women Based on Their Nail Type and It's Surprisingly Accurate
Marwan Alteir noticed something in his relationships with women, that there was a direct correlation between the types of nails they rock and how much his life was in danger.Dad Buys Antique Chair for Daughter's Desk, Not Knowing What It Was Originally Used For
When this woman's dad bought her an antique chair for her desk, she couldn't understand why it was such a pain to sit on, until now...Dad-Daughter Prank War Story Ended with a "Hilarious Victory" for This Woman's Old Man
A 15-year dad-daughter prank war just resulted in one of the most epic gags ever pulled off in the history of fathers or gags.34 Memes and Quotes to Share With Your Mother This Sunday
If you already have a card and flowers ready to go this Mother's Day, don't forget to also send your mom some funny memes and heartwarming quotes!Hilarious Video Demonstrates How Men vs. Women Look for Things in the Fridge
A fun video from Australia's 'Wake up With Cliffo and Bronte' demonstrated the differences in how men and women look for things in refrigerators.These 'Star Wars'–Themed Jokes for "May the Fourth" Would Make Even Yoda Giggle
Star Wars Day on May 4 is a day for celebration, re-watching the Star Wars films, and what else? Jokes! Here are a few to keep the fun going.Man Destroys Plumbing in Entire Apartment Building After Filling His Tub With Orbeez For Online Challenge
A French man filled his tub with Orbeez and, after attempting to flush them down the drain, was left with a huge little ball problem.Relatable Cinco de Mayo Memes for Every One of Your 5/5 Moods
Here are the funniest and most honest Cinco de Mayo memes to share with friends for the fun holiday!21 Tax Day Memes That'll Almost Make You Forget the Pains of Tax Season
Whether you're struggling with your 1099s or eager to receive your refund in the mail, we've got a meme for every one of your Tax Day moods.These "Florida Man" Memes Are Too Weird to Be True — but They Are
The mythical legend of "Florida Man" has lived on for more than a decade. Here are 5 of the best "Florida Man" memes on the internet right now.Don't Worry, Be Hoppy! Celebrate Easter With 30 of the Most Hilarious Quotes
Whether or not you're celebrating Easter this year, it's time for a laugh. Here are some funny Easter quotes to share with your friends and family!Woman Misunderstood Costume Party Was for Kids Only and Arrives as Lone Adult in Costume
A woman who didn't get the memo that the "costume" bit about a kids party was only intended for children went viral on TikTok.Not in a Pranking Mood? Share These Hilarious April Fools' Day Jokes Instead
Can't pull off any elaborate pranks this year ? Share these hilarious April Fools' Day jokes with your friends and family instead.17 Relatable Memes to Cope With Ramadan This Year
Ramadan is upon us, which means a month-long cleanse. But just because you can't eat, drink, smoke or curse, doesn't mean you can't celebrate with hilarious memes.17 St. Patrick’s Day Memes That Will Make You Spit Your Guinness out Laughing
Celebrate St. Patrick Day with these hilarious memes that you can send to your friends and family on March 17. Keep reading for more.27 St. Patty's Day Jokes Everyone You Encounter on 3/17 Will Love
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The Grinch prank on TikTok may have some people in stitches this holiday season, but others think the idea is mean-spirited.8 Hanukkah Memes to Keep You Laughing Throughout the Holidays
Are there funny Hanukkah memes? The holiday season often brings presents, traditions, and of course one funny meme for every night of Hanukkah.McDonald’s Manager Catches TikToker Trying to Pull Sardines Prank in Hilarious Clip
A McDonald's manager is going viral on TikTok after threatening to call the police on a prankster who ordered a Filet-O-Fish.Family Tricks Daughter's New Boyfriend into Singing the Pledge of Allegiance Before Dinner
A woman's family pranked her new boyfriend by pretending it's their family tradition to say the Pledge of Allegiance before they eat.Up-and-Coming Comedian Ariel Elias Handled a Life-or-Death Situation With Grace and Humor
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A TikTok of a woman's chicken suit gag at the airport baggage counter is going viral; the longer the video goes on, the more ludicrous it becomes.Woman Who Accidentally Booked a “Special Massage” Has TikTok Dying
A woman went viral on TikTok after sharing her story of booking a massage only to find out on the table it came with an added "perk."A Photo of a Girl Yelling at a Boy Has Spawned Some Incredible Memes
The girl-shouting-at-boy meme is viral on social media right now. These are some of the funniest memes to be created using the hilarious image.
