“Should I Laugh or Be Terrified?” — Temu Family Banner Fail Creates Hilariously Distorted Image
"It's like a Halloween decoration."
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"Are You Dentist John?" — Scammer Pretends to Have Toothache in Bizarre Opening Text
"I too go by my profession and first name."
Ship Holding Client’s Countertops Seized by Pirates, Employee Doesn’t Know How to Tell Them
"Remind her that she got them on sail."21 Olympic Jokes for Kids to Celebrate the Summer Games
When telling these jokes, just make sure you stick the landing … We mean the punchline!“I’m Doing This!” — Telemarketer Pranked by Woman Repeatedly Saying “Praise the Lord”
"I can confirm that I will be doing this for the rest of my life when a telemarketer calls me."Parents Forget Oldest Sister at McDonalds, Have No Idea
"We forgot my brother at our grandpa's funeral."Comedy Legend Dane Cook and Groundbreaking Entrepreneur David Meltzer Talk 'The Collab' (EXCLUSIVE)
Dane Cook is on the rise as he links with entrepreneur and executive David Meltzer to talk about the power of collaboration.“Who Even Runs This Page?!?!” — TikTok Is Dying to Know Who’s Behind the Paralympics Account
"This can't be the real account..."25 People Who Probably Got Fired After "Technically" Doing Their Job
Sure, they didn't go above and beyond, but *technically,* these people completed the task they were asked to.“Kids Are So Honest” — Mom Caught Off Guard After Son Draws Mustache on Mother’s Day Drawing
"Thank you baby *cries self to sleep while booking laser hair removal*"“No Set Hours, Just Vibes” — Nail Salon's Ridiculous, Vague Open-Hours Sign Goes Viral
"OK hear me out: I have ADHD and this is the BEST description of my attention span/ability to focus I’ve ever heard…"People Are Hating on Seth Rogen Again After His Controversial Hollywood Bowl Show
Everyone loves to hate when it comes to people with fame. The latest victim? Seth Rogen is now in the line of fire.Woman's First and Last Name Combo Causes Her Grief Every Time She Gets a New Job
This woman is always reminded at new jobs that her "name does not exactly fit the company email structure." You won't believe it.25 Incredibly Corny and Naughty Jokes for Your Valentine
Is your name Chapstick? Because I think you're da balm! (And there's plenty more where that came from!) Make Valentine's Day memorable.Guy Uses Everything But His Gym Card to Scan in Every Day and They Still Haven't Noticed
An Instagram user recorded himself just walking into gyms like he's a member and putting random items with bar code stickersThe Internet Has Seen "Sunnier Days" After Trauma Dumping on 3-Year-Old Elmo
Elmo has definitely seen better days, but after checking on Twitter, he received thousands of tweets trauma-dumping on the poor muppet.Comedian Pablo Francisco Is Making a Comeback After a Low Point of His Career
Comedian Pablo Francisco fell as quickly as he rose and fans are naturally wondering what he’s up to now. But what happened to him?TikToker Katie K Insists Comedian Mojo Brooks Owes Her an Apology, but the Internet Disagrees
Katie K called out comedian Mojo Brooks on TikTok for some bad behavior, which led to some drama between them. But what’s the real story?Comedian Mark Curry Speaks on Returning to Television: "I'm Gonna Shock the World"
Comedian Mark Curry is back in the limelight after his interview with Willie D. But what happened to him in 2007 and where is he now?Walmart Shopper Who Pranked Service Desk with Yams for 2 Years Finally Gets Caught
A Walmart shopper pranked the customer service desk every week for nearly 2 years with yams, and they just got caught.“How Is This Even Possible?” – Husband Somehow Ruins Pillsbury Crescent Rolls, Bewilders Internet
A woman showed off how her husband royally botched baking Pillsbury's ready-to-make Crescent Rolls and the internet is shocked and amused.New Year, New Meme: The Funniest New Year's Memes and Jokes
These New Year's Eve memes are way too real when it comes to resolutions, parties, and all the hopes and dreams you always have for the new year.Start 2024 off Right With 31 New Year's Eve Jokes
Celebrate the new year with these hilarious New Year's Eve jokes that are mostly funny because they're so true.34 Seriously Funny Adult Christmas Jokes If You're Feeling Naughty
Here are 34 jokes about Santa and Christmas for adults to enjoy over the holidays when all that wine hits. Get ready for some naughty holiday fun.“It’s Real. I Swear to God” — Maine Residents Blast Bouncers Who Don’t Think State Is an Actual Place
A Maine resident went on a viral rant against bouncers and bartenders who, for some reason or another, have trouble believing her ID is real.“Our Lord and Saber” — Church Goer Cracks up at Jesus Photo That’s Actually Obi-Wan Kenobi
A man visiting a church during a holiday event is cracking TikTok up: apparently someone in the congregation thinks Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan is Jesus.“Is He a Villain in the Next Pixar Movie?” — Woman Can’t Stop Laughing at Husband’s New Haircut
A woman's hilarious reaction to seeing her husband's barbershop fail is going viral on TikTok30 Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep Your Kids Laughing All Day
These 30 Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes and jokes about turkeys that are family-friendly will keep your kids laughing all holiday long.35 Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults Who Have Finally Outgrown the Kids' Table
You've made it. You've finally graduated from the kids' table for Thanksgiving. Time to impress your fellow grownups with your sense of humor!40 Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes to Tell Before the Food Coma Hits
Don't worry, we've harvested 40 tasty Thanksgiving jokes for you to feast on this year. From dad jokes to turkey jokes, there's a pun for everyone.28 Hilarious Thanksgiving Memes That Hit a Little Too Close to Home
We've rounded up some of the best and most festive Thanksgiving memes to share with family and friends on Turkey Day. Have a laugh while you digest!"Killer" Friday the 13th Captions to "Hack" Your Instagram
It's Friday the 13th, which means we need to post our spookiest pics on Instagram. So we've rounded up the best captions and movie quotes.The Lavender Sharpie Drama on TikTok Is More Titillating Than an Episode of 'Gossip Girl'
Move over, HBO, because TikTok’s lavender Sharpie drama is the most entertaining saga in 2023 as Lavender breaks hearts and friendships.Suspect Hilariously Responds to Own Police Wanted Ad, Vows He'll Turn Himself In
A suspect responded to his own Wanted Ad Post on Facebook telling cops he would turn himself in he just needed more time.A Misspelled Wedding Fan Inspires a Hilarious Tweet Storm of Support and Memes
A gay wedding’s fan has two words hilariously misspelled and to add to the humor, they’ve included a note to protect against the spelling sticklers."She Looks Nothing Like Me" — DMV Puts Wrong Picture on Woman's Driver's License
A woman received another person's driver's license photo after visiting the DMV, now she's trying to find out who this mystery individual is.25 Awful Helicopter Parents Who Thought Their Kids Could Do No Wrong, According to Teachers
There are fewer things more frustrating than seeing helicopter parents let their child get away with anything.Here's Proof That the English Language Is Super Hard and Makes No Sense
If you are a native English speaker, these rules and pronunciations might be second nature to you, but if you think about it, they actually make no sense.Bridesmaid Says "Bridezilla" Told Her Not to Get Pregnant After Miscarriage so She "Wouldn't Be Too Fat" for the Wedding, Sparks Debate
This AskReddit thread asked bridesmaids to share the bridezilla stories that effectively ruined their friendships.24 Times 'The Simpsons' Accurately Predicted The Future
It's insane to think all the times 'The Simpsons' predicted the future.Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka Shares She Learned English "By Watching 'Scooby-Doo'" (EXCLUSIVE)
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka spoke exclusively with 'Distractify' about her family, her career, and her record-breaking HBO comedy special.Fall Out Boy's Updated "We Didn't Start the Fire" Has Spawned the Best Memes
Fall Out Boy released their own version of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” FOB’s rendition of the classic song spawned its share of memes.30 "Boomer Culture" Tweets That Hilariously Describe Baby Boomers Perfectly
Baby boomers are probably the easiest generation to make fun of these days...because they deserve it. These tweets perfectly, and savagely, describe "boomer culture."30 People Share the "Most Unprofessional" Things They've Done That Almost Got Them Fired
From roasting whole chickens at their desk to applying to other jobs, these are the most unprofessional things people have done while on the clock.30 Father's Day Memes to Crack up With Your Pops About
Crack up with your dad on Father's Day with these funny and very relatable memes we found on the internet. (They're funny because they're true.)Guy Sends Amazingly Passive Aggressive Note To Neighbors Who Won't Shut Up
Guy asks neighbors to quiet down with amazing note detailing just how much of their conversations he can hear.27 People Share the Most Horrifying Weddings They've Ever Experienced
Sometimes your special day is not-so-special, and these Redditors unfortunately experienced the not-so-special ones firsthand.Guy Creates Guide to Women Based on Their Nail Type and It's Surprisingly Accurate
Marwan Alteir noticed something in his relationships with women, that there was a direct correlation between the types of nails they rock and how much his life was in danger.
