People Who Don't Normally Get Emotional Share What Makes Them Cry
What makes someone cry is different for every person. In this thread, people who don't consider themselves "criers" share the things they can't help shedding tears over.
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15 Memes and Tweets Anyone Who Has Survived an Office Holiday Party Can Relate To
Ain't no party like an office Holiday party, because an office holiday party is mandatory. These tweets and memes capture the insanity of your office Christmas party
Mall Santas Share the Weirdest Things Kids Have Asked for for Christmas
Kids are weird! And they ask Santa for strange things on Christmas sometimes. This Reddit thread is full of mall Santas sharing the weirdest things kids have asked for for Christmas.
17 Hilariously Bad Christmas Decorations
Who knew Christmas decorations could be so amazingly terrible?
These 2019 Mugshots Might Not Have Been Funny On Purpose, But We Can't Stop Laughing
From absurd costumes to insane makeup, these people make getting arrested look less than enviable.
Silly Christmas Memes to Put You in a Jolly Mood
These silly Christmas memes are sure to make your day merry and bright, just like Christmas itself! Keep reading for a festive good time.
27 People Who Will Make You Feel a Lot Better About Being Clumsy
Sometimes big injuries happen from the most seemingly innocuous situations.
Comic Author Live Tweets His Own Real-Life Horror Movie
Comic author Tom Taylor rented a cabin in the woods to get some work done. Soon, he was living out his own psychological horror and live tweeting his terror to the masses.
The Silliest Thing People Actually Believed as Kids
This Ask Reddit thread is full of the silly things that people actually believed when they were little, and it's honestly kind of adorable.
Instagram Chronicles the Silly Things Kids Say When Their Parents Aren't Around
Live from Snack Time collects hilarious questions and comments from little kids in one perfect Instagram account.
Girl's 12-Year-Old Sister Pranked Her Into Oblivion With This Gag 'Welcome Home' Sign
This Twitter user's 12-year-old sister pranked her hard at the airport after a school trip.
This Little Girl Likes Cutting The Faces Off Dolls and Twitter Is Freaking Out
Twitter is freaked out by this little girl who tends to cut the faces off her dolls.
This Woman Is Marrying A Chandelier She Immediately Fell In Love With
Gorillas don't have the theater, elephants don't go to poetry recitals.
This Guy's 'Head Dent' Shows Why Wearing Sunscreen Is So Important
A man with a bad sunburn develops a dent in his forehead. It's weird.
This Is Why You Don't Leave Dad Alone With The Elf On A Shelf
These dads created some pretty interesting situations for everyone's favorite elf on the shelf.
Guy Tries To Mansplain Indiana Jones Costume To The Actual Costume Designer
A man on Facebiij tried to mansplain Indian Jones' costume to Deborah Nadoolman Landis, the woman who designed it.
Woman Drops Phone On Neighbor's Balcony And Hatches Epic Plan To Get It Back
Twitter user Liz Bertorelli felt the horror when she somehow dropped her phone onto her downstairs neighbor's balcony.
Unfortunately Designed Religious Bumper Sticker Has The Internet Rolling With Laughter
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These Cluttered Computer Desktops Will Give Your Inner Neat Freak Anxiety
People are sharing their cluttered desktops, and it doesn't make for easy viewing.
Shaq Showed His Feet Live On Air And People Were Traumatized
Shaq showed everyone what a lifetime of pro basketball does to a person's feet
Couple Accidentally Creates NSFW Optical Illusion Just By Sitting In A Boat
A couple made headlines for their harmless boat selfie that looks a little NSFW at first glance.
This Optical Illusion Of A Girl With An Insanely Large Arm Has Twitter Confused
There are few things more awesome than a perfectly-timed photo that captures people doing something amazing.
Can You Answer This Kindergartner's Homework Question That's Stumping Parents?
Everyone is trying to solve a simple Kindergarten riddle is stumping even the smartest parents.
Kendrick Lamar's 'DAMN.' Album Cover Is Already Getting Memed Like Crazy
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Seagull Photobombs Girl's Picture While Stealing Her Ice Cream Cone
A seagull expertly photobombed this girl's picture in order to steal her ice cream cone.
23 Women Share The Most Frustrating Mansplaining They've Endured In Daily Life
Women are sharing the most annoying instances of mansplaining they've ever encountered.
Kellyanne Conway Awkwardly Sitting On The Oval Office Couch Is The Internet's Newest Meme
Kellyanne Conway sitting like she just came back from a long day of junior classes at Bayside High on her friend's living room couch.
Daughter Snitches On Parents By Telling Her Teacher About Their Weed Stash
Watch this parents confront their child who told her teacher they grow weed in their house.
When This Health-Guru Dissed Pizza, Twitter Fired Back In An Epic Way
Twitter had angry responses to health guru putting down pizza
This Girl's Best Friend Put On A Terrible Disguise To Keep Tabs On Her During A First Date
Wearing a hoodie and mustache disguise, one best friend went above the call of duty to make sure her best friend's first date with a guy went smoothly.
Behind the Scenes Footage Shows How Much Manipulation Goes Into a Shampoo Ad
When an artist was asked to draw a shampoo commercial hair flip, they started doing their research and made a startling discovery.
Guy Live-Tweets Stepson's One Night Stand and It's Filled with Suspense
Being young and in love has plenty of obstacles, like trying to get out of your parent's house without them finding out what you did the night before.
People Can't Stop Roasting How Weird This Kids' T-Rex Looks
There are fewer things worse than your kid obsessing over a dumb looking toy.
Kids Who Grew up With Netflix Will Never Know These TV Pleasures/Struggles
People born before the Netflix era wax nostalgic about the old days
14 Reasons Millennials Are Actually the Worst
These 14 people are peak examples of why everyone hates my generation.
Successful Writers Share The Overly Critical Things Their Moms Say About Their Work
Successful writers, such as Celeste Ng, reveal the overly critical things their moms say about their work.
Toilets That Will Make You Think You Don't Actually Need To Go That Badly
Here are some of the worst toilets that will make you think you don't actually need to go to the bathroom that badly.
22 Hilarious Memes To Come Out Of The Zuckerberg Hearing
Here are 21 hilarious memes to come out of the Mark Zuckerberg Facebook hearing in Congress.
23 Spray Tan Fails That Will Make You Glad Tanning Isn't A Thing Anymore
If you're thinking of getting a spray tan, this is the post that will dissuade you.
30 Cake Decorating Fails That Are Equal Parts Cringe And Hilarity
If you're ordering a cake for an upcoming birthday, you might want to scroll through these first.
20 'I'm Just Not Having It' Moments That Are All Too Relatable
We can all relate to these memes that are the epitome of "I'm just not having it."
21 Resume Typos That Will Ruin Your Chances Of Getting Hired
If you're looking for a job, these are some mistakes you won't want to make.
Obama's Presidential Portrait Was Just Unveiled And People Already Have Memes
Obama's portrait has just been released, and it's already turning into a meme.
36 Panoramic Photos That Went Wrong But Turned Out So Right
These are the best-ever panorama "mistakes" ever committed.
34 People Who Pretty Much Sabotaged Themselves This Valentine's Day
These people didn't do themselves any favors — and actually sabotaged themselves on Valentine's Day.
Woman Discovers Gross Retail 'Secret' After Trying On A Bra In The Fitting Room
This woman was so grossed out when she discovered whose bra she was trying on.
Costco Customer Snaps Photo of Woman Trying to Return a Dead Christmas Tree in January
This woman was trying to return a Christmas tree — after Christmas.
29 Examples Of Hilarious Vandalism You Should Not Try At Home
These vandalism acts are actually very clever uses of space.
23 Times Someone Felt They Needed To Explain The Obvious
Why do we have so many warning labels? Why do the news anchors feel like they need to explain things I already know?
Girl Jokes That Lima Beans Are Drugs And Gets Hilarious Response
This girl trolled her class while arguing that lima beans are actually drugs.