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On National Siblings Day, Don't Say These Things To The Only Child In Your Life
Here are some things you shouldn't say to an only child on National Siblings Day.
41 Test Answers That Are 100% Wrong And 100% Right At The Same Time
These 41 test answers may be 100% wrong but there is a 100% chance that they will make you laugh.
11 Types Of Alcohol And The Kind Of Drunk They’ll Make You Feel
Are you looking to get a specific kind of drunk tonight? Here are 11 types of alcohol and how drunk they'll make you feel.
This Street Performer's Skin Is So Sticky It Acts Like An Actual Suction Cup
This Chicago-based street performer's incredibly rare blood type causes his skin to act like a suction cup.
13 Things Everyone Looks Forward To During Graduation Season
It's graduation season – here are 13 things everyone is looking forward to.
11 Sports Fan Stories That Range From Awesome To Absolutely Insane
Here are 11 sports fans stories that range from awesome to absolutely insane.
These 25 Wannabe Tough Guys Will Definitely Crack You Up
Wanna fight?
People Have A Big Question For Cracker Barrel And It Has Nothing To Do With Food
A man named Brad on Facebook asked Cracker Barrel why his wife was fired, and now the rest of the Internet wants to know, too.
These April Fools' Day Pranks Will Make You A Living Legend
Want to be the ultimate prankster on April Fool's Day? Try pulling one of these epic pranks.
These 29 Inanimate Objects With Faces Are Creeping Out The Internet
29 inanimate objects are creeping people out with faces that look like they're real
These 30 Jokes Are So Far From Funny They're Guaranteed To Make You Cringe
Everybody thinks they're a comedian, but these 30 unfunny jokes prove that's not true.
A Nerd Tried Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' And It's Better Than The Real Thing
This Twitter account is rewriting "50 Shades of Grey" and it's honestly much better than the real thing.
This Guy's Hilariously Evil Revenge On His Neighbors Was So Perfect They Moved Out
Guy takes revenge on his terrible neighbors by playing scary music through their bluetooth speaker in the middle of the night.
This Dad's Instagram Shows The Brutal Reality Of Raising 4 Kids
Dad gains huge following on Instagram for showing the brutal realities of raising four kids.
Domino's Is Now Fixing Horrible Roads For The Best Reason
Domino's Pizza is fixing bad roads in your neighborhood for the best reason.
This Bathroom-Inspired Restaurant Has People Eating From Toilet Bowls
At Modern Toilet, customers can expect to chow, slurp, and swallow dishes straight out of toilet bowls.
Here's Definitive "Proof" That Greta Thunberg Is Actually a Time Traveler
There have been several people accused of being a time traveler on Reddit, and Greta Thunberg is the latest on that list. Here's why.
John Cena's "You Can't See Me" Meme Explained
It's one of the longest running memes ever… but just why is John Cena invisible and why is it so funny? Details on the meme, the man, and the myth.
These Zoom Halloween Costumes Make the Most Out of the Garbage That Is 2020
While Halloween might be canceled due to COVID-19 because 2020 is the worst, these folks are making the most out of it on Zoom.
Guy Hilariously Quits Job to Become a Pirate in Epic Resignation Letter
Everyone's fantasized of quitting a job they didn't love in memorable fashion, the way this guy did it is cracking people up.
Man Who's Very Much Not an Artist Draws Hilariously Bad Pet Portraits to Raise Money for Charity
He goes by Hercule Van Wolfwinkle and his pet portraits are hilariously bad, but he's doing it all to raise money for charity.
People Share the One Tweet That Never Fails to Make Them Laugh
Do you have a tweet that you think about sometimes just because it's hilarious? These are those tweets.
These Wedding Shaming Posts Will Make Your Entire Body Cringe
From COVID-19 wedding colors to wedding guests wearing bridal gowns to someone else's wedding, these Wedding Shaming posts will make your whole body cringe.
Maya Rudolph Throws “Clair Huxtable Side-Eye” in ‘SNL’ 2020 VP Debate Skit
‘SNL’ offered its 2020 VP debate skit in the Saturday, Oct. 10, episode, and Maya Rudolph once again portrayed Senator Kamala Harris.
These Third-Graders' Notes to God Will Really Make You Think
These third graders had a lot of questions for god, questions that even some adults have never thought to ask.
Man Attempts Waffle House Challenge After Losing a Bet and It Doesn't End Well
College sports broadcaster Cyrus Wittig recently partook in the Waffle House challenge after losing a Fantasy football bet. It was tough.
26 Memes for Anyone Who's Happy Conor Mcgregor Lost to Khabib
The aftermath of their fight was insane. So were the memes.
36 Superhero Memes so Hilarious Even Captain America Will Laugh at Them
36 memes for the superhero within all of us — we dare you not to laugh at these Marvel memes.
Texas Restaurant Posts Hilariously Relatable Signs About Life in 2020
El Arroyo Restaurant in Sustin, TX has been using its huge sign to tell jokes and keep people laughing through the pandemic.
The Meme About What Music You're Secretly Listening To Is Way Too Real
French rapper @JnrSlice inspired the meme, in which people post what they're actually listening to while they try to look tough and cool.
41 Fun Ways to Caption Your Venmo and Cash App Transactions
Creative Venmo, Cash App, and PayPal captions for funny and original transactions with friends. Quotes, lyrics and social media captions.
Viral Picture of Mark Zuckerberg Wearing Too Much Sunscreen Is Comedy Gold
It didn't take long for this pic of Mark Zuckerberg plastered with sunscreen while vacationing in Hawaii to become a meme. Keep reading.
These People Face-Swapped With Their Tattoos, and It's Horrifying
I think we've concluded that technology is bad. It's officially gone too far. Throw it all away.
Hilarious Meme Shows the Real Villains of Your Favorite TV Shows May Not Be Who You Thought
Sometimes, a TV show or movie will pain the villain as one person, but time and wisdom reveals another character as the true evil.
10 Things Americans Think Are Normal That Are So Weird to the Rest of the World
Why is there so much room under the doors of bathroom stalls? And what's with wearing your shoes inside your house?
12 Things That Are Normal in Movies but Would Never Happen in Real Life
Newsflash: Cars don't explode on impact and creepy stalker guys usually don't get the girl. These are the things we've accepted in movies that are actually totally unrealistic.
People Share the Cringiest Weddings They Have Ever Been To
From the bride and groom singing their vows to Minion-themed everything, these are the cringiest weddings people have ever been to.
10 of the Craziest Things People Have Tried to Sell on Craigslist
The things people try to sell on Craigslist are varied and sometimes, absolutely shocking.
Check out These Hilarious Work Anniversary Memes to Send to Your Co-Workers
Happy work anniversary! Check out these hilarious memes to send to your workers when they celebrate another 365 days at the company.
These Memes Capture the Fear of Reading Page 174 of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' Aloud
The infamous page 174 of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' has become a meme and everyone who had to read it aloud in class knows precisely what it is.
This Crazy House Listing Is Simultaneously a Dream and a Nightmare
This house can be yours for a mere $150,000. You'll just have to figure out what to do with all that sand in the basement.
UPS Sends Mass Text to Everyone Who Missed Package Deliveries, Turns into Huge Hangout
UPS accidentally put everyone who missed a package on a group text, so then they all started chatting and eventually organized a meetup.
Coronavirus Birthday Memes That Will Make Your Celebration So Much Better
If your birthday lands square in the middle of Quarantine and Chill season, these coronavirus birthday memes will definitely cheer you up.
23 Memes to Sum Up How the Last Few Weeks Have Felt
The last two months have been a grind so many of us don't even know what day it is when we wake up. We've all been there.
These Are the Best Subway Moments of 2018
Anyone who's ever commuted on the subway will tell you that there's never a dull moment in the world of mass transit. Here are some of the best things to happen in subways in 2018.
People Are Sharing Celebrities' "Real" Names Online and They're Hilarious
There's a meme for everything, including our obsession for knowing a performer's real name.
15 Kid-Friendly Jokes to Help Weather the Coronavirus
With a bit of humor, everyone's day during the coronavirus quarantine can get a little better. These jokes for kids, and adults, will cheer you up.
DIY Project Fails That Prove Why You Should Never Do It Yourself
Here is a list of the worst DIY projects fails that prove you should leave home improvement projects to the professionals.
11 'Scarface' Memes That Don't Reference "Say Hello to My Little Friend"
Here are the best Scarface memes and facts to help celebrate the Al Pacino film's 35th anniversary.