People Share the One Tweet That Never Fails to Make Them Laugh
By Robin ZlotnickOct. 14 2020, Published 1:31 p.m. ET
Twitter has been around for so long at this point that there are "classic" tweets that people still reference and think about years later. Twitter is a whole internet language and culture of its own, so when Twitter user @zakiavelli_v2 asked people to share the one tweet that makes them laugh every time they see it, thousands of people shared theirs. And there were so many different answers. Here are some of the best ones we could find.
Hilary Duff is short for Hilarious Duffelbag
— swamp donkey (@mattguglielmo) April 4, 2020
This one is my personal favorite. I think about it at least three times a week. I reference it regularly. It's just perfect and hilarious in every single way.
Nothing will ever top this pic.twitter.com/b8GQfYDUbO
— Anthony C. Beale (@Bealeionaire) October 10, 2020
Just reading this tweet made me confused. That's how perfect it is. I have a feeling "call a Bondbulance" will be bouncing around in my head for a very long time.
First one that came to mind https://t.co/NvS4akZ9Ya pic.twitter.com/0DHRfuQzlz
— Boo-randon🦇🎃🕸 (@followbrandn) October 12, 2020
This is a totally classic tweet, one that I think has probably been tweeted by different accounts every single day since the original. It spawned a whole joke format. In fact, this tweet changed the world. And it's all about a play on the phrase "shrimp fried rice."
every time https://t.co/cHyXknUhZu pic.twitter.com/vTxKfQ5TQk
— lev 🃏🧛♂️ (@kiriishima) October 12, 2020
I know this is a joke, but how does law enforcement force unlicensed pilots out of the sky? It's the sky.
I need this framed https://t.co/jUgU8K99QA pic.twitter.com/R5fbKHN8iQ
— _cognacwest (@Dibsy201) October 11, 2020
When 50 Cent was on Twitter, that was the golden age of that website. He was so funny all the time. It really wasn't even fair.
"someone bought these to cheer me up but I don't even fucking like voles" pic.twitter.com/nnZ98JLbuH
— Maxine (@MaxinePemberto1) October 11, 2020
This one took me a second, but I got it eventually. If you're like me, the cups should spell LOVE! But it's funny because she rearranged them to spell VOLE. Good one.
— Coggy (@cognelius) October 12, 2020
I don't know. I think I'd really love to make esteemed archaeologists and professors say "Heckin Chonkosaurus" in an academic context. I think it would bring me great joy, and I think that's what we should do from now on.
forever pic.twitter.com/aOHjEJ8Xhi
— frank costanza’s lawyer (@_carrrmen) October 12, 2020
This one made me laugh really hard out loud by myself for a really long time. It's just absurd that Newt Gingrinch is a real person's name. It just is!
— Joe Cox (@JosephCox) October 12, 2020
This is an all-time classic tweet, one for the hall of fame, no doubt. It's just so relatable. We've all been either that dude or his girlfriend.
— Pita Enigma (@jlannister) October 12, 2020
This one really got me. It's just that clever! Of course you would try an air horn twice to make sure it was an air horn and not actually your deodorant. Of course. So stupid and funny.
— 🦇rick Swayne (@pswayne7) October 13, 2020
No need to explain. I'm with you entirely. I would watch a production of Hamlet starring a pig as Hamlet probably more readily than I would watch a human production of Hamlet. It just makes perfect sense.
— Waluigi Stan Account (@mad_kapke) October 11, 2020
Twitter complaints to companies (especially airlines) have become their own subgenre of content, and this one is the perfect example of that. Of course the story is fake, but getting Delta to respond to it seriously is a triumph. A feat. Hilarious.
— #JWDominion (@misterdna93) October 12, 2020
This is just poetry, is what it is. "It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes" belongs on a statue in a city square. I also appreciate how they spelled "wursta" because it makes me think of sausages.
I can’t believe this tweet is 7 years old. https://t.co/va979818oq pic.twitter.com/C1Kqv4xsa6
— Tiffany "Sexy Trash" Grayson (@tiffany_grayson) October 11, 2020
Seriously, though, haunted houses should not cost $40, and if they do, they better be serious. Maybe not "actually die" serious though, because that would be bad.
This was such a good time on Twitter https://t.co/qFDrQlNQjv pic.twitter.com/yxMzVxvdfH
— layla, 🐇 (@MindOfLayla) October 11, 2020
That's why they said boneless! All watermelons have no bones. If your watermelon has bones, you've got big problems.