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Robin Zlotnick

Robin is a writer, editor, and potter who lives in Los Angeles. She wants to talk to you about your dog.

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    Food

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    Trending

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  • destination wedding
    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • engagement ring
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • math girl
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • giant spider
    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • mom went on strike
    Relationships

    Mom Went on Strike Until Family Stepped in to Help Clean the House

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • neighbor cops
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • clueless
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • nair
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • bra inserts
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • toss
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Creepy Cop
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • summer break
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • dad reviews
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • funeral
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Dad of daughter
    Relationships

    Dad of Biracial Kids Ordered Secret Paternity Test Because One Child Has Darker Skin

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Ethan and Higgins on 'Magnum P.I.'
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Stop Begging
    Trending

    Genius Mom Shares Hack for Getting Her Kid to Stop Begging for Toys

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Lazy Parenting
    Humor

    15 Clever Parenting Shortcuts for Lazy Moms and Dads Everywhere

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • forgot birthday
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • ashley g and rick temptation island
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • healthy cooking
    Relationships

    This Guy Flipped out Because Wife Started Cooking Healthier Meals

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Historical Heroes
    FYI

    25 Legendary Historical Heroes Who Did Unspeakable Things

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • fox news
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • reddit
    Animals

    Heartless Woman Doesn't Want Her BF to Spend Money on a Life-Saving Surgery for His Dog

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Ungrateful
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • 'shadow and bone' cast
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • gordon ramsay and Ben Watkins
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Online Purchases
    Humor

    25 Times People Definitely Regretted Their Online Purchases

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Getty
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • twitter
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Dolly Parton
    Entertainment

    Dolly Parton Updates "Jolene" to Celebrate Getting the COVID-19 Vaccine

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • getty
    Relationships

    25 People Share the Funniest Excuse They've Heard for Being Cheated On

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • harry styles
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • getty
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • twitter
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • elton john and The Lion King
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • red on the blacklist
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • kanye west
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • friesian horse
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • getty
    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • ig
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Looking for Alaska
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • hulu app
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • disney channel original movies
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Samuel L. Jackson and Alexa
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Fat Pikachu
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Jeopardy Tournament of Champions
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featred  memes
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured wrong burrito tweets
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured cardboard cutouts
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured grammy rock performance
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured thanksgiving food drive
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured trans son
    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured photojournalist harassed
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured taiwan covid
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • tyson foods
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured christmas tree rockefeller
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured soccer covid
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured student debt
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured workday
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured cooking with cade
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured george clooney
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured the rock sports car
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured man hospital
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured foley sounds
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured nurse el paso
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • covid vaccine
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured er nurse
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured donald trump
    Politics

    Donald Trump Plans to Announce 2024 Candidacy for President Once Joe Biden Is Certified Winner

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured donald trump home alone
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured wedding dress
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • travel
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured cat gps
    Animals

    Owner Tracks Cat and Discovers She Regularly Visits 5 Different Homes

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured botched art restoration
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured covid denier
    Trending

    Man Who Wanted to be 'Injected' with COVID to Prove It Wasn't Serious Dies from It

    By Robin Zlotnick
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