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Robin Zlotnick

Robin is a writer, editor, and potter who lives in Los Angeles. She wants to talk to you about your dog.

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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Dolly Parton
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featred  memes
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Food

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured cardboard cutouts
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    Grandparents Sent Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts of Themselves to Family for Thanksgiving

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured grammy rock performance
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured thanksgiving food drive
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured trans son
    Relationships

    Man Tells His Wife to 'Get Over Herself' and Support Their Trans Son

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured photojournalist harassed
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • gordon ramsay and Ben Watkins
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured burrito tweet
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    Guy Got Chipotle's Official Twitter Account to Help Him Convince His Wife to Get Burritos for Dinner

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured taiwan covid
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured ed norton trump
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • tyson foods
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    Tyson Plant Managers Bet Money on How Many Employees Would Contract COVID

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured rudy giuliani
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured nanny post
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    This Ridiculously Specific Nanny Job Is Definitely Worth More Than the Meager Payment Offered

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured christmas tree rockefeller
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured soccer covid
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    Mom Shares How 12-Year-Old Daughter Might Have Contracted COVID to Warn Others Who Think They're Being Safe

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured student debt
    Trending

    Viral Thread Explains Exactly Why Canceling Student Debt Will Help Boost the Economy

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured workday
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    Management Coach Explains Why the 8-Hour Workday and 40-Hour Workweek Are Obsolete

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured cooking with cade
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    Little Kid Snatches and Eats Every Ingredient While Cooking With Mom in Viral Videos

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured george clooney
    Entertainment

    George Clooney Spills the Details About That Time He Gave 14 Friends $1 Million Each

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured the rock sports car
    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured man hospital
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured foley sounds
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured nurse el paso
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • covid vaccine
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured er nurse
    Trending

    ER Nurse's Powerful Thread Details Her Experience with COVID-Denying Patients

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured donald trump
    Politics

    Donald Trump Plans to Announce 2024 Candidacy for President Once Joe Biden Is Certified Winner

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Getty
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Entertainment

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured wedding dress
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • travel
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured cat gps
    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured botched art restoration
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured carter family
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • fox news
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Food

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    Politics

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured pet portrait
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured trump biden
    Politics

    Trump Tries to Mock Biden by Saying "He'll Listen to the Scientists" on COVID-19 If He's Elected

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured dancing doctor
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured pizza delivery
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • spin class
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • Reality beating expectations.
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured roadie
    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured how its going
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured adam driver
    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured chores
    Relationships

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured professor emails
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured funny tweets
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured amy coney barrett notepad memes
    Politics

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured wedding shaming
    Humor

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured gross boy apartments
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured spoiled ballots
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured dead cat
    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured resemble parents
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured target wedding ultimatum
    Trending

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured pence banner
    Politics

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured civil rights
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured tiktok cheating boyrfriend
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured mcdonalds worker
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • gerald stratford
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured hamster posters
    Animals

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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured wrong number
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured notes to god
    Humor

    These Third-Graders' Notes to God Will Really Make You Think

    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured math problem
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured flight attendant
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured angry boss
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    By Robin Zlotnick
  • featured mummy
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    By Robin Zlotnick
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