Girl Jokes That Lima Beans Are Drugs And Gets Hilarious Response
This girl trolled her class while arguing that lima beans are actually drugs.
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Autumn-Loving Woman Shuts Down Man Who Tried To Stop Her From Using Pumpkin Emoji
It's never too late to start posting pumpkin emojis, something that this Twitter user made abundantly clear to someone who had a problem with her posting jack-o-lanterns online.
Twitter Is Afraid To Ask What This Japanese Mascot Is Supposed To Be
Twitter is afraid to ask what this Japanese mascot is supposed to be — and the guesses are hilarious.
These 20 Petty Reasons People Were Fired Will Make You Grateful For Your Boss
You probably deserve to get fired for reasons listed above, but there are certainly some reasons that are completely without merit.
These 35 Haircut Fails Will Make You Never Want To Try A New Hairdo
These hairdressers and barbers tried their best, it just wasn't good enough.
These Horror Stories About Annoying Coworkers Will Make You Grateful For Your Job
Fortunately, I work at home most days now, so I've got no one to annoy but myself, which I do.
These College Memes Are Here To Help You Get Over The Anxiety Of Finals
Finals are tough on your psyche but these hilarious memes are here to get your through your anxiety.
People Share Their Biggest Scandals From High School And They're Pretty TV-Show Worthy
These people are dishing on the biggest and craziest scandals that ever rocked their High Schools.
12 Hilarious Notes Parents Received That Are 100% Written By Their Kid's Teacher
Hilarious notes that Teachers wrote for students parents
The Wild Reasons Students Were Kicked Out Of Class Will Make You Shake Your Head
A new reddit thread is asking people to share the dumbest reasons they got kicked out of class, and we can't stop reading the responses.
Guy Posts Hilarious Open Letter to Thief Begging For His Shoe Back And It Actually Worked
This hilarious open letter to a shoe thief written by the harmed party is not only hilarious... it was effective.
15 Political Cartoons That Sum Up The World's View Of A Trump Presidency
15 political cartoons that show the true terror of what the Trump presidency will look like.
Woman Destroys Guy Who Thought Being A Total Jerk Was A Good Way To Get Laid
This woman just destroyed a guy on a dating site who kept insulting her appearance.
This Dog's Face After Visiting The Vet Might Be The Best Expression Of All Time
Dog makes the craziest face after what must have been an eventful visit to the vet
Girl's BF Used Nipple Clamps On A Cheetos Bag And Twitter Is Seriously Impressed
What do you make of this? Genius? Or disaster waiting to happen?
Ireland Is Not Happy With Paul Ryan's Pint Of Guinness On St. Patrick's Day
This Irish journalist blasted Trump and his administration during the Friends of Ireland luncheon they held in Washington, D.C.
Irish People Found A Major Flaw In Trump's Latest Campaign And You'll Definitely Facepalm When You See What It Is
When you're an overly critical person, you invite others to be overly-critical of you as well.
21 Absurd Headlines That Shouldn't Have Happened This Week
The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
Balenciaga Models Wore Designer Platform Crocs On The Runway, And People Have Opinions
Crocs are back whether you like it or not according to Balenciaga.
27 Classical Art Memes Just As Awkward As You
Check out the funniest and nerdiest art memes on the internet.
31 Optical Illusions That Will Make You Look Twice
Here are some optical illusions that will have you brain working overtime.
Official McDonald's Twitter Roasted Trump, Company Says Account Was Hacked
It all started with this tweet that came from the fast-food chain's official Twitter account.
Fans Can't Stop Hating On ABC's 'Dirty Dancing' TV Remake
Fans began roasting ABC's remake of Dirty Dancing after seeing it for the money grab that most speculated it would be.
This Mom Had A Hilariously Photo Fail Just Trying To Strike A Nice Family Pose
This Mom had no idea how bad their family photo would turn out.
Comedian Paul F. Tompkins Shares Photo Of Weird Mascot New Zealand Uses To Get People To Vote
Comedian explains and pokes fun of the voting mascot of New Zealand
People Are Roasting Gigi Hadid's Sister For Her Awful Attempt At Sounding 'Street'
Gigi Hadid's sister recently met up with Complex to talk about sneaker shopping.
27 Everyday Annoyances That'll Instantly Make You Rage
Here are 27 everyday annoyances — from wet socks to people eating with their mouths open — that will make you instantly rage.
28 Obvious Things That Didn't Need To Be Explained But Were Anyway
28 things that do not need any explanation whatsoever
This Woman Came Up With The Best Use Of A Label Maker On Her Damaged Shoe
This woman came up with the best use of a label maker on her damaged shoe.
30 Valentine's Day Cards That Are Anything But Romantic
These Valentine's Day cards are a lot of things, but romantic is not one of them.
Student Sends PowerPoint Presentation To Crush On Why He Should Date Her
Student Prepares PowerPoint of Why his Crush should date him
Man Accidentally Reads Raunchy Fan Fiction Instead Of 'Harry Potter'
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These Adults Throwing Temper Tantrums Need A Time Out
How old do you need to be before having temper tantrums is no longer socially acceptable?
Grandma Accidentally Sends Insulting Birthday Card To Her Grandson
Due to some confusion over the abbreviation the card used as a joke, this grandma unintentionally insulted her grandson to hilarious effect.
The 37 Strangest People You Will Ever See On The Subway
The world is filled with uncertainty and these things happen.
This Dad Expertly Pranked His Wife Into Thinking He Ruined Their Son's Hair
This dad pranked his wife into thinking that their son tried cutting his own hair.
This Woman Helped A Stranger With English Homework To Impress His Crush
This woman helped a Brazilian stranger with his English homework to impress his crush.
The Freshest Memes of January 2018 Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
January 2018 brought us plenty of great memes — but these are the crème de la crème.
This Principal Pranked His Students With His 'Snow Day Routine' Video
These principals more than delighted their students with snow day news.
Guy Texts His Girlfriend Some Hilarious Ground Rules Before They Watch 'Infinity War' Together
This guy texted his girlfriend some hilarious ground rules before they watch 'Avengers: Infinity War' together.
17 Tweets That Sum Up The Horror That Is Finals Week
Finals week can be super stressful for students but these 17 tweets will at least make you laugh.
15 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week, June 17th 2017
After finding his doppelganger, Kansas City man is freed from prison.
People Are Sharing All The Dumb Things Couples Fight About
According to Twitter, these are the most common relationship arguments.
Spike TV Is Going off the Air and Their Twitter Is Having a Meltdown
The Spike TV Twitter did not take news of the network going off the air well.
15 Grilling Disasters You'll Want To Avoid This Independence Day
Grilling is traditional, so don't let these grilling disasters become your tradition on Independence Day.
The 28 Most Embarrassing Things Parents Have Ever Put Their Kids Through
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50 Wholesome Memes That Will Help You Get Through The Week
If you're feeling down, you've come to the right place. Here are 50 great wholesome memes.
This Police Department Is Fighting Crime With Memes
This police department is fighting crime with memes
38 Memes Everyone Who Has Already Failed Their New Year's Diet Will Relate To
2019 is definitely the year things will change...
Man Tries Killing Spiders With Blowtorch, Ends Up Setting House On Fire
This man really hated spiders, that's why he tried to burn it all down.