The Wild Reasons Students Were Kicked Out Of Class Will Make You Shake Your Head



One of the things I think we can all agree on about education in America is that the classroom is sometimes a boring space. You can't really blame children for trying to lighten the mood, nor can you blame teachers for trying to maintain order in the classroom. I completely understand why sometimes a teacher would think that removing a student would be the best thing for the class at large.

That being said, sometimes justice gets it wrong. Maybe I am being overly sensitive here, but I don't think sneezing in class is grounds for removal. Sometimes people sneeze and you know what, that's fine. It's not like they coughed which, again, I'm okay with but some educators seem to disagree. What do you think?

It was a great callback!

I refuse your punishment.

*Waves frantically*

Last time I help anyone, huh?

This is straight out of Lord Of The Flies...

What does this even mean?


New world record!

Did this get you in even more trouble?

Sounds like a good use of your time.

Teacher of the year over here.

Too distracting.

I played your game, now give me your reward.

You've lost my trust by doing nothing.

How dare you use your native tongue!

I'm going to guess he lost that basketball game...

Looks like you dodged a bullet there.

In HS, the girl behind me tried to get my attention by poking me in the ribs. I'm extremely ticklish... Once she realized this, she would tickle me randomly. One day the teacher was explaining something, and she started tickling me. I got kicked out for being distracting. I went back after class to talk to the teacher about it, and she tells me, "You're distracting to her, and that distraction is distracting other students. It's obvious that she likes you, just ask her out already so she stops touching you in my class."
EDIT: I did not. I had a girlfriend at the time that was prettier. We (gf) ended up together for 2 years of HS, off for a bit, a year in college, off again, then again for a while after college. I ran into the girl from Spanish class almost ten years ago at the movies... her husband had face tattoos.


Looks like you got what you wanted?

And who's fault is that, by the way?

Nothing is more dangerous.

This is why you should never participate.

There is no justice.

Why can't you be focused at all times?

Did you ever get your answer?

In case you are wondering, the friend turned out fine.

What are you? A piece of candy?

Least badass way to be a badass.

Mmm, I just think she was overreacting.

I know your teacher is a jerk, so we are good here.

Read everything. Question nothing.

Ah, school.

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