I love chips and they are definitely my biggest weakness whenever it comes time for me to start dieting.
But as much as I love 'em, even I have to admit that there are few things grosser than stale chips. So I keep a healthy supply of bag clips and clothespins around; I'm serious about my chip consumption.
But sometimes life gets in the way and you have to improvise. So you roll up the bag and jam it between your toaster and the microwave so it doesn't open, or you slap a rubber band around the bag. Or you could be like this dude and use your significant other's nipple clamps to keep the bag shut.
Now I've never clamped my nipples, and I'm assuming a lot of other people haven't either. So it's only natural that this exchange occurred on Twitter as a result of her hilarious post.
Are nipple clamps fun ? Like seriously asking bc they seem like they hurt but in a litt fun way? I like it rough so I'm curious lol— #defendDACA (@0hdatme) September 27, 2017
i jus got them & only used them once but honestly i love them. you can adjust the pressure if you don't want them to pop ur nips off lmaooo— spicyma🇰🇪 (@shiku___) September 27, 2017
But she started finding other uses for her BF's invention.
this is now my favorite purse.— spicyma🇰🇪 (@shiku___) September 26, 2017
Others were just impressed with the man's ingenuity.
Nah this is a husband— Chico Suave (@Acidic_child) September 26, 2017
While others posed some serious problems that could arise out of such industriousness.
flamin hot nipples— ultimate death bub (@SOUP_TO_GO) September 27, 2017
Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Delicious. Nipples? Not so much. Unless you're into that sort of thing, no judgment.