The Internet's Alarmed by the Bizarre Things Dudes Keep in Their Restrooms
Women are sharing the weirdest, grosses things they've ever found in a man's bathroom.
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These Are the Best Doubletake Photos of 2018
There are some moments in life that'll make you question your sanity, and these 31 photos perfectly capture that phenomenon.
We Scoured Hundreds of Tweets to Bring You the 20 Best #2018in5Words Memes
2018 was a big, big year. Relive it with these memes that put the entire year into perspective with just 5 words.
18 Sign Language Jokes That'll Have You Spelling L-M-A-O
Every language has their own jokes that play on words and different sign languages have their own that are pretty hilarious.
14 Rules with Good Intentions That Backfired Spectacularly
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. While these rules were meant to solve a problem, they unfortunately ended up just making everything worse.
This Restaurant Just Keeps Trolling Peta Online with Constant Savagery
PETA released a tweet begging people to refrain from engaging in "specieism" and Twitter let out a collective, "WHAT?!"
This 'The Santa Clause' Fan Theory Has People's Heads Spinning
People are losing it over this fan theory about 'The Santa Clause.'
This Woman's Hilarious Hotel Experience Is Why You Don't Book Based On Photos
This woman's hilarious hotel experience is a perfect example of expectations exceeding the reality.
8 Annoying Christmas Toys Parents Hope Santa Won't Put Under the Tree
Seeing your children's face light up in joy on Christmas morning is a joy that many things in life can't rival. But some toys take "annoying" to a new level and after a short while, you'll regret ever getting it for them.
This "He's Not Your Man" Meme Has the Internet Cracking Up
There's no dearth of relationship advice on the internet, especially when it comes to men being "trash".
6 Non-Traditional Resumes That Could Land You a Job
These people with unconventional resumes took an out-of-the-box route that paid off big time.
12 Funny Memes to Help Cope With the Romaine Lettuce Recall
Let's just say, some people on social media weren't bothered by the romaine lettuce recall in the slightest.
People Can't Stop Laughing at the Size of This Criminal's Neck
After Florida police posted photos of Charles Dion McDowell's mugshot online, people noticed there was something a little off about his neck.
13 Hosts Reveal the Rudest Things Guests Have Ever Done in Their Homes
When you're a gracious host, you expect your guests to return the favor. Apparently, these people didn't get the memo.
11 Waiters Reveal the Painfully Awkward Dates They Served
From awkward dates, to cheaters, to proposals that bombed, these waiters reveal some of the most awkward couples situations they ever encountered.
9 People Who Celebrated Their Divorces in Spectacular Ways
Rather than feeling miserable, these divorced couples celebrated their separation in spectacular fashion.
How 'Right In Front Of My Salad' Became The Internet's Favorite Meme
It's difficult to understand that DNA behind a meme, and when you try to dissect why they're funny, you oftentimes end up ruining the joke.
People Are Using Eric Andre Screenshots To Describe Video Games — And They're Very Accurate
People have been using screenshots of Eric Andre to describe different video games — and the results are surprisingly good.
31 Memes About Taking Forever To Get Ready That Are Too Relatable
If you think you take too long to get ready, you're not alone. These memes will prove it.
Someone Is Drawing People's Twitter Avis And The Results Are Hilarious
An "artist" known as @aansontm is drawing people's Twitter avatar – and the results are absolutely hilarious.
61 Hilarious Times People Got Caught Lying On The Internet
These people tried to lie to the internet, but the internet was not having it.
This Woman Learned The Hard Way Why Some Internet Deals Are Too Good To Be True
Something that this young woman should've done before ordering this funky looking plastic chair for her bedroom off of Amazon.
33 Things That Can Only Be Explained By Magic
Science is one of mankind's greatest achievements. But these funny pictures can only be explained by magic.
23 Employees Share the Last Straw That Finally Made Them Quit Their Jobs
Many of us have worked jobs that we didn't like and fantasized about leaving, and these people actually lived out those fantasies.
The 24 Worst Christmas Gifts Anyone Has Ever Received
These may just be the worst Christmas gifts anyone has ever received in the history of holiday shopping.
These Hilariously Bad Knockoff Products Won't Fool Anyone But Will Make You Laugh
Everyone can appreciate a good knock off, but these hilariously bad attempts will make you laugh.
The Most Savage Wendy's Roasts Of All Time
Wendy's is at it again with their Twitter roasts. Scroll down for some of their funniest clapbacks.
This Guy Posted A Hilarious Warning As To Why Tasing Yourself Is A Bad Idea
Facebook user Tony Welch's experience with a pocket taser that ran on AAA batteries he purchased for his wife is a warning to all.
25 People Reveal the Best Comeback Jokes They Ever Encountered IRL
The perfect comeback executed at just the right time is one of the most satisfying feelings. These Redditors shared their most memorable comeback joke/comment experiences, and they're hilarious.
24 Thoughts That Sound Deep But Actually Aren't
These all came so close yet they all missed the mark.
25 Fornite Memes That'll Have You Doing Orange Justice
Fortnite is an online phenomenon that's not only taking the gaming world by storm, but it's created it's own ecosystem of memes that are absolutely hilarious.
People Are Sharing the Most "Michael Scott" Things Their Bosses Have Done and We Want to Leave Work to Watch 'The Office'
People are sharing times when their bosses embodied Michael Scott from 'The Office.'
You Won't Be Able To Look Away From The World's Most Confusing Billboards
We can't stop laughing at these pictures of the world's most confusing billboards.
This Twitter Trend of People Badly Explaining Their Jobs Will Leave You Guessing
People are explaining their jobs badly on Twitter and it's turned into a massive guessing game.
21 IKEA Memes To Revive You When You're Ready To Give Up On Building That Desk
These 21 IKEA memes will make you laugh even if you're ready to cry from having to assemble furniture.
These Tinder Lines Won't Get You Dates, But They Will Get You Some Laughs
Looking for someone funny.
These Examples Of 'Rich Kid Syndrome' Make Everybody Else Cringe
Redditors share real-life examples of "Rich Kid Syndrome" and they make us want to scream.
This Little Girl Is Basically Ed Sheeran's Doppelganger And We're In Love
There's a two-year-old girl who looks exactly like Ed Sheeran and the Internet is going nuts over the photo.
29 School Jokes That Will Make Your Classmates and Teacher Crack Up
Read on for 29 school jokes that will have your whole class rolling on the floor.
These Hilarious Number Fails Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Math Skills
Math can be hard but these number fails will make even the worst math person feel good about themselves.
This NBA Star Signed A Fan's Toaster And His Expression Says It All
NBA star Klay Thompson couldn't hide his confusion when a fan brought him a toaster to sign.
These Professional Work Email Clap-Backs Are Savage AF
Who hasn't felt the urge to go verbally savage on someone like a coworker?
28 Of The Most Ridiculous Workplace Rules Ever
I guess the lesson here is never try mess around with the rules, and never, ever show a mollusk love.
Photo Of Luigi Dabbing In New Nintendo Game Takes The Internet By Storm
He just solidified his role as the lesser brother.
These Hilarious Church Signs Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
Church signs keep getting more and more creative, here are some that will make you laugh.
This Kid Interrupted A Live Weather Broadcast With Hilarious Words Of Wisdom
Kid hilariously interrupts weatherman with his own forecast of "farts and toots."
Australians Are Horrified Americans Don't Use This One Kitchen Appliance And Their Reactions Are Hilarious
Australians can't understand why Americans don't own kettles, and their tweets about it are hilarious.
39 Why-Jokes That Are Guaranteed to Make Your Family Laugh
Here are 39 short jokes that everyone, from kids to dads, can appreciate.
Restaurants With Servers So Awesome We Wouldn't Mind Waiting For A Table
Here are some restaurants with servers so amazing we wouldn't mind waiting for a table.
25 Scenes From Kids Movies That Were Actually Terrifying
Here are 25 scenes from your favorite kids movies that are actually terrifying — and will still give you nightmares.