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29 School Jokes That Will Make Your Classmates and Teacher Crack Up

By Pippa Raga

Ahhh, school. Low-key the best years of life when your sole responsibility is to absorb new knowledge that no one will blame you for forgetting later. Sure, math class may feel like a drag, but just wait until you're in your twenties trying to figure out FICO rates and credit scores without a teacher you can sit with for a few minutes after class to answer your questions.

All in all, to quote my good friend Peaches, "stay in school cuz it's the best." But who says the best can't get even better with a little bit of shared humor?

Whether you're looking for the perfect joke to describe your latest homework assignment or just want to make your classmates laugh at lunch, we've compiled 29 age-appropriate school jokes that will even get a giggle out of your teacher.

Elementary School

  • Why are fish so smart? They travel in schools!
  • What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
  • What's a witch's favorite class? Spelling!
  • Why won't the elephant use the computer? He's afraid of the mouse.