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Distractify rounds up the funniest news and content from all corners of the internet, from viral memes to upvoted Reddit threads.
Trending The 46-year-old cans of kidney soup broke all the records the food bank had ever set.Humor The 26 Worst Ways To Start A Conversation
People have found some pretty awkward ways to start a conversation with their friends.Humor Woman Has Perfect Response After Boyfriend Cancels A Booty Call
This woman sent the perfect series of text messages after her boyfriend canceled a booty call.Humor The Hardest Game of "Would You Rather" to Play This Halloween
Check out the hardest game of “would you rather” to play this Halloween — movie edition.Humor 21 Times Kids Accidentally Ruined Someone's Life
Folks in this AskReddit thread revealed their childhood mistakes that had horrible consequences for other people.Humor 28 Social Studies Memes That'll Make History Nerds Laugh like Caligula
These memes will having you wish history was still called "social studies."Humor 30+ Knock-Off Halloween Costumes That Aren't Even Trying to Hide Their Shamelessness
Licensing fees are expensive, but these costumes aren't. And there's a reason for that.Humor 'Thor' Cast Surprises Moviegoers With Live-Action Play Of The Film
The cast of Thor shocked moviegoers by doing a live version of the film.Humor Diddy Changed His Name Again And Twitter Can't Believe What He Chose
People are confused with Diddy's new name.Humor These Students Were So Funny Their Teachers Had To Give Them Extra Credit
These students took asking for extra credit to the next level — just ask these teachers who couldn't say no.Humor 27 Memes That Skincare Addicts Will Find Relatable AF
Here are 27 memes that skincare addicts will find relatable AF.Humor Mom Who Doesn't Trust Her Daughter Goes To Some Extreme Lengths For 'Proof'
Mom who doesn't trust where her daughter is hanging out goes to some extreme lengths for "proof."Humor People Are Having A Lot Of Fun With Bad Stock Photos Of Their Jobs
People are having a lot of fun with bad stock photos of their jobs on Twitter.Humor 20 RA's Reveal the Weirdest Dorm Encounters with College Freshmen
These insane RA dorm stories reveal that college freshmen are capable of some truly mind-boggling, disgusting, and downright illegal things.Humor 26 Clever Jokes That'll Make You Look Like the Wittiest Person in the Room
These witty jokes might take a second to land, but they'll definitely get a laugh.Humor 45 Hilarious Notes From Kids Struggling to Express Their Emotions
These kids are so close to saying what they want to say.Humor The 22 Most Ridiculous Rumors People Ever Heard About Themselves
People share the craziest rumors they'd ever heard about themselves.Humor The Things People Noticed Watching 'Friends' for the First Time Are Hilarious
These people had hilarious things to say after watching Friends for the first time.Celebrity Relationships Woman Screenshot A Guy’s Attempt At Sliding Into Her DMs And Sent It To His Girlfriend
This woman wasn't going to let this guy slide into her DMs.Celebrity Relationships This Guy Created A Pros And Cons List For First Date Locations And It's Brilliant
A guy came up with the funniest first date locations you'll ever read.Humor This Hilariously Bad Police Sketch Actually Led To An Arrest
This police sketch is so insanely rudimentary, it's unbelievable that they actually caught the suspect.Humor Cosplayer Who Was Mistaken for a Threat Should've Followed This Hilarious Advice
If you're a cosplayer and are walking to a convention, going in costume could prove problematic.Celebrity Relationships If You're Going On A First Date Then Don't Emulate These Guys
If you're going on a first date, here is what not to do according to women.Humor These 'Wedding Fail' Stories Will Make You Think Twice Before Tying The Knot
These wedding fails, courtesy of Jimmy Fallon, will make you think twice before tying the knot.Humor This Girl Finding Out Her Dad Became A Meme Is Just Too Funny
This girl just found out her dad became a meme — and tells the real story.Humor 30+ Royal Wedding Memes To Troll Your Friends Who Won't Shut Up About It
Here are more than 30 royal wedding memes to troll the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle fans in your life.Humor Students Are Sharing Their Hopeless Teacher Stories And They're Too Relatable
These students are sharing their best hopeless teacher stories and they're relatable AF.Humor People Are Sharing Their Worst Family Pictures And They're Hilarious
People are sharing their worst family photos — and they're hilarious. See the pics.Humor 22 Dads Who Went Full Dad For Their Daughters
Here are 22 dads who went full dad for their daughters — from ballet to braids.Humor 24 People Who Saw Their Shot And Took It Without Hesitation
Here are 24 people who shot their shot on social media — and it actually worked.Humor This Little Girl Went On Her First Run And She Is All Of Us
This little girl just went on her first run and she is all of us.Humor This Girl Tweeted The Time She Convinced A Liquor Store She Was Her Grandmother
This girl tweeted about the time she convinced a liquor store she was her grandmother.Humor Woman Tweets This Dog Owner's Hilarious Reaction To Her Dog Escaping The Yard
Woman tweets this dog owner's reaction to her dog escaping the yard.Humor This Unique 'T-Shirt Shirt' Has People Very, Very Confused
This Balenciaga "T-shirt shirt" has people very confused — and asking how do you wear it?Humor People Are Sharing What You Should Accomplish By 35 And It's Hilarious
People are sharing what you should accomplish by 35 — and it's hilarious (and kind of depressing).Humor People Are Putting Their Friends On Blast For The Horrible Photos They Take Of Them
These people are putting their friend son blast for the horrible photos they take of them.Humor 30 Crimes Against Humanity That Are Just Unforgivable
As human beings we've developed certain protocols for doing certain things in certain ways. When people deviate from those protocols, our gut reaction is to recoil in horror and be like, "WTF do they think you're doing?"
Now that might seem like an over-reaction, but just look back at what happened to Ignaz Semmelweis, who postulated back in the 1800's that doctors needed to wash their hands before delivering children due to this notion he had that microscopic "germs" were capable of carrying disease. People thought he was crazy and members of his own scientific community ousted him. He died a pariah and it wasn't until after his death that his practices were accepted and acted on.
Sometimes going against the grain is 100% necessary for the advancement of humanity. But then there are some people who aren't going against that grain for any noble cause: just sheer anarchy. These people should be stopped at all cost.
Humor The Most Insane Drinks To Try This Season
Here are the most insane drinks to try — from tapeworm shots to blueberry pancake milkshakes.Humor 24 Dogs Who Are Too Good For This World
Here are 24 dogs that are too good for this world — but luckily, they exist.Humor 19 Flight Attendants Share People's Worst Attempts at Joining the "Mile High Club"
Flight attendants share people's worst attempts at joining the "mile-high club"Humor 37 People Who Are Probably Regretting Their 'Roast Me' Requests
These people are probably not feeling great about asking people to roast them on Reddit.Humor 12 Ridiculous Manicures That Should Never Have Left The Salon
Here are some of the craziest and most ridiculous manicures to ever have come out of a salon.Humor 24 Age-Appropriate Kids Jokes That Will Always Get a Laugh
Here are 15 clean (and kid-friendly) jokes that are guaranteed to always get a laugh, according to reddit.Humor This Miserable Seat-Reclining Jerk Got Shut Down Beautifully by an Airplane Pilot
This reddit user was left smiling after flight staff handled this situation with an unbelievably rude passenger.Humor This Woman Collected All of the Ridiculous Boys' Names She's Encountered on Twitter and They're Hilarious
There are some names that we come across every single day — these aren't those names.Trending 11 Hilarious Times Frugal People Went Too Far
Humor This Woman Created an "Exit Interview" for the Man She Dates and It's Hilarious
Katie actually hands out an exit survey to the people she dates.Humor People Are Sharing the Lies They Kept Up for Years and Honestly It's a Lesson in Commitment
These people just couldn't walk it back after they started to tell a lie.Humor This Bun Vs Roll Debate Has Twitter Coming Up With All Sorts Of Names For 'Side Bread'
The hotly debated bun vs. roll argument has taken over Twitter — and has people coming up for new names.Humor Someone Put Up A Craigslist Ad For A 'BBQ' Dad To Preside Over Their Cookout
Someone put up a Craigslist ad asking for a "BBQ dad" to preside over their cookout – and it's so relatable.