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The Most Insane Drinks To Try This Season

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Oct. 12 2018, Updated 3:36 p.m. ET

Ahh, summertime… Arguably the season with the best weather, fashion and office perks (Summer Fridays, anyone?)

And while it’s the perfect time to suntan and ocean-bathe, there’s no better sidekick to bring along than your favorite libation to help you stave off the summer heat. 

When it comes to taste, you know what they say: to each their own. Here are some of the craziest, strangest, most decadent and elaborate drinks to inspire your beverage choice this season. 

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The Bold.

Let's start off with the biggest, most ostentatious and filling cocktails and mocktails known to man. Hope you're thirsty.

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1. These humungous mojitos and daquiris.

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2. This kind of drinkable breakfast.

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3. These insanely elaborate lemonades.

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4. Or these Bloody Mary's that are caloric enough to feed a village.

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5. Definitely save room for dessert.

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The Brave.

These next drinks are not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. From wildly exotic to hands-down disgusting, see which of these you think you could keep down. 

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6. I'll have a rodent rosé, s'il vous plait.

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7. Perhaps you'd prefer this chili pepper wine.

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8. Oyster mushrooms: yum. Beer: yum. Oyster mushroom beer? ehh...

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9. ACTUAL oyster beer?

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10. It's not hardcore unless the creature is IN the drink, some say.

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11. Ditch that rum and coke for a rum and cobra.

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12. Or a scorpion vodka! Available in several sizes.

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13. This tapeworm shot might become the next diet fad.

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14. And next time you make a bet, have the loser drink this mayonnaise-y jaeger "Smoker's Cough."

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The Beautiful.

If you made it through those tummy-turning libations, you deserve to feast your eyes on these gorgeous craft cocktails.

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15. Like this boozy beverage, inspired by The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

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16. Or this Japanese bar serving these cotton candy igloos.

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17. While we're on the subject of cotton candy, look at this gorgeous golden infusion.

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18. And these floral springtime martinis.

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19. And finally these gorgeous non-martini beautiful flowery arrangements.

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Now you've got your summer bar order. Cheers!

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