We all know marriage isn't easy. It's a give and take, sacrifices and compromises, blah blah blah. We can wax on poetically about how profound a union between two people who are committed to loving each other until the day they die, but, like everything, tediousness sinks in. The mundane sinks in. The shallowest of shallow feelings always do us in and the little things that our significant other does on a daily basis really, really get to us.
These tweets encapsulate all of that.
Gotta be fair.
These are pretty much weekly disagreements:
It's about making each other better, unless that involved sugar cravings.
When you know what the other person is going to say before they say it.
Fine, stay there.
Sometimes the conversations are riveting.
Pretty much everything is annoying.
You tend to be desensitized to a lot of things.
Remember not to take each other for granted.
I thought this was just me!
Well, do we?!
Ovens can be confusing.
No need to live like monks, right?
It's those little wins.
Night out? Nah.
This is the true endless battle of the modern marriage.
Separate blankets help...
Every. Single. Time.
You'll never win.
Come on, we all know better.
You just know when you've found the one.
How'd she know?!
I just think it's funny how...
I love them but they can't be trusted!
I was in a rush, ok?!
Yay! I'm so happy you're home...
Seriously, don't complain about that.
You can never admit to it.
Pretend you didn't hear her dude.
Technically she's right.
When my husband asked me do something creative for dinner, I drew a cute picture of a dog on a napkin and put it next to the pizza box.— Stacey (@skittle624) November 2, 2017
me: honey you need to embrace your flaws— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) August 16, 2017
wife: ok [hugs me]
It's too late.
You said you wanted to share fries!
Husband: *choking on a curly fry*— Not Sara (@smithsara79) June 5, 2017
Me: *starts panicking* Oh god, oh my GOD! Did you seriously take my last curly fry?!
Audibly sigh when you hit pause, even if it is a risky move.
You got her doing it now!
Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 2, 2017
Me: So it's a can't opener?
Wife: I can't believe I married you.
You're not wrong.
Dead man walking.
[Husband 911]— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) January 3, 2017
Me: I just shattered the gravy boat.
911: She'll kill you.
M: I know.
911: We never spoke.
911: Good luck
* Click *
Oh, it is.
Until I got married I didn't even know it was possible to chew bubblegum arrogantly.— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) January 17, 2017
Please show some sympathy.
*wife runs back into our house which is on fire*— The Cre Master (@Jmboyd58) April 5, 2017
What are you doing!?
W: I just want to straighten up a little before the firemen get here
Fair is fair.
It's constructive criticism!
Well, she does.
The secret's out.
*RSVP’ing to Christmas party*— not the WORST mom 🤔 (@nottheworstmom) November 26, 2017
Whispering into phone: is it ok if I bring my weird roommate?
Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT
This is mahogany we're talking about.
The true test of character.
Can't help that you have good choice in creams.
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT to use my face moisturizer as body lotion?— PunchyK (@AnkCoupleTO) April 19, 2017
Me: *skin absolutely glowing* is this a trick question?
Marriage is bliss, that is if you learn to love the little things by poking fun of your squabbles on social media.