I once worked in an office that would always end department-wide emails with a gif of a cute animal. It happened so often that it became an unofficial rule in our office. People would be upset and complain if a gif was left off an email.
One day I noticed that mammals were getting all the love so I attached a gif of a snail to try to mix things up.
People were furious with me and shortly thereafter people stopped sending animal gifs to each other and morale dropped. I guess the lesson here is never try mess around with the rules, and never, ever show a mollusk love.
1. F Yeah!
2. What's the worst that could happen?
3. We like to stay dehydrated here.
4. By the way, UPS trucks do turn left.
5. It's important to maintain your image when no one will see you.
6. Someone is trying to start a fight.
7. This sounds creepy.
8. How is this supposed to help?
9. We want everyone to be miserable.
10. We're your family now.
11. How about a photocopy?
12. So you're better off not showing up at all.
13. We can't have you getting hurt.
14. She said no.
15. This is problematic.
16. Is this a dumb rule, though?
17. This seems pointless.
19. Bad plan, man.
20. Sorry. Safety hazard.
21. This leads to friendship and we can't have that.
22. Promote or freeze.
23. Take that!
24. Eh, same thing.
25. I did not know this was something people fought over.
26. This leads to all sorts of nasty problems.
27. Don't talk about anything but especially this.
28. You know those serve a purpose, right?
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