These Hilarious Church Signs Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

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Nov. 2 2018, Updated 12:55 a.m. ET

Growing up, I loved the idea of mindlessly following a bunch of rules that don't really mean anything to me and hoping that these arbitrary traditions will yield me an eternity of happiness.

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Plus there's the benefit of a superiority complex that comes with it, so that was pretty nice, feeling chosen and special and all that.

After a while though, it wasn't really working for me anymore, maybe because I felt that talking and studying about having a great life instead of actually living it was kind of a drag. But also because religion always seemed so serious and hallowed, which seemed kind of silly.

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Maybe if my house of worship injected a bit more humor into the whole glorification of God process, I'd be more keen to visit the mosque on a regular basis.

Like these churches who came up with brilliantly current and hilarious signs.

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There were socio-political commentaries.

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And even favoritism for local football teams.

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See, but prayer for sports goes both ways. Guess it depends on whose congregation is bigger.

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Well, good news is in short supply these days.

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A lot of them hit really close to home.

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I mean if there was a direct correlation between praying on weather and an improved climate, I'd be at church every single morning.

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Let's just hope there are some content filters.

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The best church signs are the clever church signs.

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Jesus: like hot soup for the soul.

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I wish the the places around me growing up were filled with jokes.

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Turns out if I just broadened my worshiping horizons when I was younger, however, I would've discovered that church signs have been cracking jokes for a long time now.

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If only I had known!

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All of this glory would've been mine.

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I mean religious retail jokes? Come on!

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Straight savage some of these signs are.

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I mean that's a pearl of wisdom right there.

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All right so some of them indavertently make fun of themselves, but still.

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Good point.

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Um...

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Well, I mean, there's a guarantee...

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Again with the puns.

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Now some of these signs are just victims of unfortunate wording.

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And some are straight-up manipulation.

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How did this one even get put up?!

Holy Moly these are funny, intentional or not.

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