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Distractify rounds up the funniest news and content from all corners of the internet, from viral memes to upvoted Reddit threads.
22 People Share the Most Painfully Awkward Movie Experiences They've Had with Their Parents
Don't watch these movies with your parents, unless dying of embarrassment is your thing.
22 Yelp Reviews That Don't Hold Back On Drama
These Yelp reviews are packed full of juicy drama.
Professor Helps His Student Land a Date in the Most Teacher Way Possible
One student detailed how his English teacher helped him land a date using Aristotle's ethos, pathos, and logos approach.
Marvel Fan Asks Her Wife To Name 'Infinity War' Characters And Her Answers Are Hilarious
Marvel fans asks her wife to name the 'Infinity War' characters and her answers are hilarious.
"New Year New Me" Is the Internet's Latest Meme, and We're Feeling Attacked
"New Year, New Me" is the kind of meme that'll ruin your year only three days in.
These Knockoff Toys Are Destined To Confuse Well-Meaning Grandparents
I know that nothing would kill my excitement quite like getting some knockoff toy.
This Instagram Account Is Dedicated To People Who Miss The Train And It's Hilarious
This Instagram account's only purpose is to capture the looks on people's faces once they realize they've missed their trains.
This Mom Loves Taco Bell So Much She Had Her Maternity Shoot in One
Meet the mom who had her maternity shoot at Taco Bell.
McDonalds Trolls Get 25K Each for Their Hilarious Prank
These two guys decided to immortalize their friendship on a wall at their local McDonald's with this fitting poster.
Women Get Blazed On Camera To Tell Epic 'High Herstory' Stories For 4/20
Woman got high on camera to talk about prominent figures in women's history.
Woman Creates Epic 'Despacito' Remix That Features Her Husband's Snoring
This woman's remix of her husband's snores into pop music is epically impressive.
20 Funny Tweets About Dads Being Dads
Dads. We love them. We love their jokes. There's something that happens to a man when he becomes a dad that makes him so goofy and lovable, and these tweets prove it.
20 of the Spookiest Carved Pumpkins of All Time
These spooky pumpkins are not just scary faces... they illustrate truly frightening things, like student loans and decaf coffee! Ahhhh!
20 People Share the Most Useless Thing They Carry With Them at All Times
The people of Reddit shared the useless trinkets and sentimental items they always have with them no matter what.
Standup Comedian Paid an Essay-Writing Service to Write Her New Material and It's Priceless
Rachel McCartney is a standup comedian who needed some new ideas for her standup opener. So she consulted one of those services where you pay for them to write your essay.
People Are Posting Pics With Their Skeleton 'Rescue' Pets and It's Adorably Spooky
Jesse McLaren posted photos of a plastic skeleton as if it was a rescue pet, starting the best Halloween trend of all time.
20 Halloween Fails That Will Make You Say "Boooooo"
Halloween is so much fun, but sometimes, costumes, candy, and decorations just don't go as planned.
20 of the Most Insane Outfits of the Early 2000s
From giant belts to low-rise pants to Uggs with mini skirts, these are the craziest outfits and worst fashion trends from the early 2000s.
20 Funny Tweets About the Harsh Realities of Parenthood
These tweets don't sugarcoat the harsh realities of parenthood but they do approach it with some much-needed humor.
20 People Share Things They Can't Believe They Had to Explain to Another Adult
Whether it's how to cook an egg or how many bones are in the human body, people of Reddit share the shockingly basic things they had to explain to other adults.
20 People Who Kept a Sense of Humor 'Til the Very End
These are the funniest obituaries, tombstones, and funeral stories out there, stories of people who had a sense of humor until the very end.
20 of the Worst Hotels People Have Ever Stayed In
From moldy coffee makers to dirt-filled pools to bug-infested beds, these are the worst hotels people have ever stayed in.
This Person's Drawings of Dogs Are So Bad They're Good
Jay Cartner has three super silly greyhounds who often find themselves in awkward positions. So they started to draw them.
A PS4 Sale on Craigslist Turns Into an Expert Lesson in Trolling
You should always be careful when buying stuff from strangers online. One, because you don't want to get robbed, or trolled ruthlessly.
Laugh at These iPhone 11 Memes While You're Waiting in Line to Spend $1,000
What else can you do but laugh at your desire to drop $1,000 on the brand-new iPhone 11 as soon as it launches? These funny memes will do the trick!
20 of the Most Wholesome Tweets of All Time
We all need a little love and positivity these days, and these adorable wholesome tweets are just that.
Wait, What?! Twitter Reacts to the Beginning of Palindrome Week
Happy Palindrome Week! Today marks 10 consecutive days the date in the United States can be read both forward and backward. Details!
College Professor's "Most Boring Icebreaker" Challenge Yields Hilarious Results
This professor came up with an ice-breaker that manages to relieve the pressure of providing a "cool" answer.
20 of the Craziest Things People Have Tried to Sell on Craigslist and Facebook
Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace are chock full of people trying to get lots of money for some of the weirdest, grossest, most bizarre objects you've ever seen.
20 Misunderstandings of Words That Led to Hilarious Misspellings
If you've only ever heard a word or phrase spoken, you can sometimes be confused about how it should be written, often leading to some hilariously revealing texts and emails.
'Got Toddlered' Instagram Shows the Effects of Becoming a Parent
'Got Toddlered' is an Instagram account that captures what people look like before and after having kids, and the images are way too relatable.
20 Kid Punishments That Are Adult Rewards
From early bed times to long road trips, these things that totally sucked when you were a kid pretty much became your dream when you became an adult.
Woman Collects The Unintentionally Hilarious Facebook Bios of Old Ladies
Kristin Hagan noticed that old women on Facebook filled their bios with bizarre things, so she started taking screenshots.
20 of the Worst Bathroom Designs You Will Ever See
These bathrooms and public washrooms are so poorly designed that they will make you wonder about the people who let these disasters happen.
20 "Kid Things" Adults Still Secretly Enjoy
There are so many things we did as kids that we can still totally get a kick out of as adults. These are those things.
15 Home Designs That Are a Real Estate Agent's Nightmare
Turns out not all homes are perfectly designed. Between the carpeted bathrooms, the off-center chandeliers, and the doors that lead nowhere, you won't be able to handle these home design fails.
This Woman Had the Time of Her Life With Her New Label Maker
Joe Arroyo and his wife bought his sister a label maker as a wedding gift. She went crazy labelling everything in the most hilarious way she could.
20 People Share the Things That Only People With Siblings Will Understand
Life with siblings is very different from life as an only child. People on Reddit are sharing the things you can only possibly understand if you have siblings.
15 Restaurant Servers Share the Worst Dates They've Ever Witnessed
Restaurant servers are primed to witness the worst of the worst when it comes to dates.
Driver License Testers Share the Craziest Things People Have Done to Fail Their Tests
Driving instructors and testers of Reddit came together to share the crazy things they've seen people do on the test course.
15 Hilarious Texts from Pregnant Women Who Are Feeling All the Feels
Pregnant woman have needs. Luckily, those needs can easily be expressed in hilarious texts to loved ones.
The Green Shirt Guy Meme Is a Perfect Example of Finding Joy at Someone Else's Expense
Green Shirt Guy was attending a Tucson council meeting when two political protesters began talking loudly. The memes that followed were gold.
34 Back-to-School Jokes to Tell on the First Day of Class
These 34 hilarious back-to-school jokes for kids will have you laughing so hard you’ll almost forget that summer vacation is over.
Twitter Account Exposes Male Authors' Terrible Descriptions of Women
A hilarious Twitter account collects horrible examples of men writing women that call into question whether they've ever met or seen a woman in their lives.
39 Chrissy Teigen Tweets That Prove She Is The Best Thing About Twitter
This tweets encapsulate the perfection that is Chrissy Teigen.
15 People Share Their Most Disastrous Beach Fails of All Time
From shark scares to sex on the beach, these are some epic beach fails that simply can't be beat.
These 'Queer Eye' Memes Will Make You Laugh (and Then Reconsider Your Wardrobe)
The stars of 'Queer Eye' will show you how to live your best life, and help provide fodder for some pretty choice memes in the process.
Drive-Thru Workers Share the Weirdest Things They've Ever Seen in People's Cars
If you work at a drive-thru, it's pretty safe to say you've seen your fair share of weird things in the cars that pass through.
Take a Walk Down Memory Lane With These Forgotten Celebrity Scandals
There have been so many celebrity scandals over the years that it can be hard to keep track. Luckily, there is now a Twitter thread where people are recalling all of their favorite ones.