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These Knockoff Toys Are Destined To Confuse Well-Meaning Grandparents

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Nov. 18 2019, Updated 2:13 p.m. ET

I can remember no greater feeling of excitement than when I was a child about to get a new toy. Sometimes I would be allowed to pick it out. Other times, I would be surprised. However, I know that nothing would kill my excitement quite like getting some knockoff toy. 

If you knew I was a fan of the Power Rangers, then I don't want plastic figurines of the Fighting Action Heroes. Get it together, Grandma. I know it seems like a small, unimportant distinction, but trust me, there is a huge difference and it matters greatly.  THERE IS NO PURPLE RANGER!

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All fear Dennis!

What now?

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The next Toy Story is going to be weird, huh?

Hmm.

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Doesn't have quite the same ring, does it?

Well, at least they got the packaging right.

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A way to make Storm Troopers even lamer.

This one is not even close.

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Hmm. I don't think so.

I actually like this one better.

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This ninja uses guns.

Never seen the first two...

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Is it a spring or a triangle?

Not your regular change robot.

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Clearly it's red?

Wow. Toys from space are pretty lame.

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Wrong!

What's her name?

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You're telling me Batman comes with his own cowboy hat?

Yoda is taller than I would have thought.

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Only a real Jedi Master can wield one.

Star Wart? Gross.

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It is, indeed, the first.

Can't believe there is already merch for this.

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How you know you've made it.

I don't think you know how this game is played.

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Does he just turn into a pile of cars?

Now you can dress up like both Han Solo AND Darth Vader!

Nothing is real anymore.

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