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These Knockoff Toys Are Destined To Confuse Well-Meaning Grandparents

These Knockoff Toys Are Destined To Confuse Well-Meaning Grandparents
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I can remember no greater feeling of excitement than when I was a child about to get a new toy. Sometimes I would be allowed to pick it out. Other times, I would be surprised. However, I know that nothing would kill my excitement quite like getting some knockoff toy. 

If you knew I was a fan of the Power Rangers, then I don't want plastic figurines of the Fighting Action Heroes. Get it together, Grandma. I know it seems like a small, unimportant distinction, but trust me, there is a huge difference and it matters greatly.  THERE IS NO PURPLE RANGER!

The next Toy Story is going to be weird, huh?
Doesn't have quite the same ring, does it?
Well, at least they got the packaging right.
A way to make Storm Troopers even lamer.
Hmm. I don't think so.
I actually like this one better.
Never seen the first two...
Is it a spring or a triangle?
Not your regular change robot.
Wow. Toys from space are pretty lame.
You're telling me Batman comes with his own cowboy hat?
Yoda is taller than I would have thought.
Star Wart? Gross.
Can't believe there is already merch for this.
How you know you've made it.
I don't think you know how this game is played.
Does he just turn into a pile of cars?
Now you can dress up like both Han Solo AND Darth Vader!
Nothing is real anymore.
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