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These Tinder Lines Won't Get You Dates, But They Will Get You Some Laughs

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Nov. 2 2018, Updated 11:16 p.m. ET

I'm on Tinder and, quite frankly, I find it confusing. Like, I know it is possible to start a conversation with someone if you swipe right, but I don't see that option anywhere. I just swipe right and swipe right and nothing ever seems to have it. 

I heard somewhere that you can only talk to someone if they swipe right on you, too. You'll get a notification saying that you have a "Match" or something. I don't know. That doesn't sound right to me. I've seen no evidence of that being the case. The only notifications I ever seem to get are asking me to rate Tinder. I normally give it a one. 

However, it seems like other people have figured out how to makes these matches happen and use it for mischief. Good for them. I'm hoping it works out. 

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You seem nice but...

Accurate

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To be honest, none of us are.

Off to a great start!

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I won't change for anyone.

I'll see myself out

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Way to turn it around

This was a roller coaster

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What kind of trouble do you plan on causing?

But it was as hot as this burn

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Well, that escalated quickly.

...wow.

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Well, this went poorly.

I'm a monster!

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Good luck on your search

I can't believe that worked.

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This sounds bad, but I'd still take this offer.

That was... graphic.

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They seem nearly perfect

How dare you want to do the same thing I want to do!

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Nailed it

Well, does she?

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She's in web design

Honesty pays off

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She's married now

You blew it up!

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Ask for cash

Okay. Thanks for sharing.

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Big poppa is one cool chick

As lovely as America the Beautiful

If you can't get a date, at least get a laugh, am I right?

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