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These 20 Petty Reasons People Were Fired Will Make You Grateful For Your Boss

You probably deserve to get fired for reasons listed above, but there are certainly some reasons that are completely without merit.

By Zachary Brenner

Nov. 18 2019, Updated 2:24 p.m. ET

1. How dare you not control air travel!

2. This is a dry office.

3. Bummer.

4. What about our customers who are allergic to big patties?

5. See? This is why you should take up smoking.

6. Do you have any idea how expensive paper clips are?

7. He was your responsibility.

8. He could have just been wearing a convincing beard.

9. No One Can Read This Now!

10. Save it for the bedroom.

11. There's got to be more to this story.

12. Hockey is serious business.

13. We want this company to fail.

14. It was a trap!

15. You had to know you wouldn't get away with this.

16. I'm sure he was very productive the rest of the day though.

17. I smell a lawsuit!

18. I'm sure your grandfather would understand.

19. We have a very strict dress code here.

20. You shouldn't use the emergency stop button if there is an emergency.