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28 Obvious Things That Didn't Need To Be Explained But Were Anyway

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One of the things I struggle with as a writer is knowing what to explain to the reader. I don't know how much prior knowledge the reader has. To clarify, a "writer" is person who communicates through text. "Text," of course, being a combination of symbols to make up words. In English, we have 26 "letters."

26, or twenty-six, as it is sometimes written, is a number, which is different from letters. This particular number is less than 27 but greater than 25. To be clear, when I say "greater," I am describing the quantitative value. I am not suggesting that it is good or bad. 

Anyway, here some things that some foolish people thought they needed to explain. 

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Does that mean my brother is human? Hmm.

And here I thought there was nothing bad about Nazis...

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I was looking for them in the mountains like an idiot.

He went back in time to plant this story.

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Wanna try saying that again?

Oh, so they're twins.

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I don't know. The apocalypse sounds like fun.

I don't think anyone is arguing that.

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If they're not that big, then I don't want one!

Breaking News!

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So if I don't spend money, I'll have money. Hmm.

I don't think this was a scientific survey.

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Thank you for those parenthesis.

This feels redundant.

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Yup. That's the plan.

Uh-oh.

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Stop it with the babies!

Is that why it is called "Bad Food?"

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Right. That's why this is impressive.

I'm sure they would if they could.

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Who would have guessed?

He is clearly just phoning it in at this point.

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It's cool. I'll float.

Aww. I wanted to stay poor.

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Spinoza has the right idea.

So just a regular umbrella, then?

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When are you going to get those new waterproof roads?

We can do math, thank you very much.

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