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Man Accidentally Reads Raunchy Fan Fiction Instead Of 'Harry Potter'

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If you've ever ventured into the world of reading fan fiction online, then you have my condolences. It can be a really interesting place to go down and yea, things can definitely get weird.  

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The stories might feature all of your favorite characters and some pretty descriptive writing, but the content usually takes a wild turn. And by wild, I mean downright pornographic. 

Usually it's pretty easy to distinguish between fan fiction and the real stuff, but if you're trying to find a copy of a book online, you could easily end up clicking on the wrong thing in your desperate search for material. Which is probably what happened to this Twitter user's friend.

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It all started with Shelley Zhang receiving a text from her friend asking if Dudley dies in Order of the Phoenix, which sounded a bit off to them.

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Things really got off the rails when Zhang's friend mentioned that the, "Wizarding Age of Consent is 15," and that Draco and Ginny fake a rape scene, something that one of the stories entirely revolves around, apparently.

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Shelley's post blew-up, which pretty much forced her to post more screenshots of her and her friend's conversation about the unbelievable fan fiction's plot.

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It just keeps getting better.

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Especially when the necrophilia drops.

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Then Shelley started posting excerpts of the fan fiction, in utter disbelief that they once thought it was the real thing.

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Which meant that no, there were no birth control spells or sex-education classes at Hogwarts.

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And no, Harry doesn't get muscles from running.

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Some parts weren't all sex-related, though.

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Shelley just couldn't believe he got so far in to realize the plot was too strange for actual publication.

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Even if some of the scenes were absolutely incredible.

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It turned out to be a tough pill for her friend to swallow.

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As upset as he was, there were tons of people on Twitter who were just cracking up at his mistake.

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Some even thought there was something admirable about his dedication to reading the very strange series.

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