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These April Fools' Day Pranks Will Make You A Living Legend

These April Fools' Day Pranks Will Make You A Living Legend
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Updated 1 year ago

I'm not really creative when it comes to pranking people. I still consider ringing someone up and asking them if they're refrigerator is still running to be a good gag. It's not, but I'm totally in denial.

So, I like to turn to others for inspiration whenever I plan on getting my prank on for April Fools' Day, because putting a bar of soap in someone's coffee, or tying their shoelaces together when they aren't looking, might seem like a good idea at the time, but it totally isn't.

I suggest trying out one of these pranks instead.

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Eat a bag of d*cks.
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"SET TO BAGEL!"
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That'll show Kramer.
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Workplace shenanigans.
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Powers for evil.
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Make 'em cringe.
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Buy your own damn pens.
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What the hell am I supposed to do with two cookies?
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Some men just want to see the world burn...
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It'll make a cleaning person's day.
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Fastest typist in the office.
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Exploding cake.
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My butt is crying.
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This is wholesome.
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Perfect shot.
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Febreze bomb.
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Sausage Party.
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Make some people late to work.
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That poor water fixture!
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The troll face makes it.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Shrimp. Scent.
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Yum, candied onions.
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Explosive diarrhea.
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Armpits of brotherly love.
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So simple. So annoying.
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"Just use a pair of...oh..."
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Cold, refreshing...Heinz?
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Don't trust any food from anyone on April 1st, people.
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Yuck. Chocolate mint.
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Freeze dat cereal.
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Your office will kill you.

Laugh it up, my friends.

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