Call it dark humor or whatever, but there's a special kick to be had out of acting like things that aren't drugs, are drugs. A kick that this Twitter user experienced when she posted photos of her high school biology project online.
The most popular drug for those under 12 is heroin, via mechanical pencil.— Michaela Connelly (@magpiemmc) May 2, 2017
Now at first glance, yes, it looks like her individually wrapped lima beans are actually pills. So she joked that they were.
Some people weren't privy to the joke, however, and actually thought that the beans were molly. And they had more than a few questions about the kind of high these lima beans would produce.
Something she found absolutely hilarious, so much so that she played along with it and shared her joy with the rest of the internet.
People encouraged her to actually start dealing "lima beans."
Please use this to make money I want to see you prosper from this— happy PALLoween🎃 (@HesterPallaa) September 18, 2017
Others just found it all too funny.
Hahaha they said what's the trip like😂 she said healthiest trip I've had hahahaha— Steve Avila (@_Itsstevyy) September 19, 2017
Others are calling her a trolling legend.
This gotta be the troll of the year 2017🙌🏽🤦🏽♂️— Josh Infinite © (@joshxinfinite_) September 18, 2017
Oh, the joys we can get out of vegetable proteins.
There are plenty of instances where the United States Justice system screws up royally and totally innocent people end up getting shafted in ways that would give any depressing Oscar-contending film a run for its money. And in moments like that it's easy to shake your head and everyone involved in doling out justice in this country.
From the court system and its corrupt judges, to some cops who abuse children and are generally unfit as agents of "peace keeping," getting down on the way we're policing our citizens isn't difficult.
But make no mistake - there are tons of absolute morons who break the law every single day, and after hearing these stories from probation officers about some of the strangest and straight-up clueless offenders they've ever dealt with, you might start sympathizing with Johnny Law a bit more.
All right, maybe you won't go that far, but you know what I mean.