
Toilets That Will Make You Think You Don't Actually Need To Go That Badly
By Aimee LutkinUpdated
How badly do you need to use the bathroom? Because we have some options, but you might want to wait until you get home.
Even though using the toilet is a traditionally private activity, the world is still littered with designs that will make you questions your own intimacy limits. And the limits of your bladder. Plus, have you ever stepped into a particularly ripe port-a-potty at a outdoors concert or festival that literally had you second guessing all your life choices — particularly the two or three drinks you chugged before leaving your home, which has a perfectly working toiler? Yeah, it's rough out there.
Twitter user @Miss_Powerhouse recently dragged all the best examples out in an epic Twitter thread that shows all the extreme circumstances you might be driven to after a little too much sweet tea.
When stairs aren't an issue:
Agent: I found another house madam. Since you didn't like the toilet I showed you last time pic.twitter.com/iFb4ISy74u
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
I thought I was done 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/6F2EAnvlSO
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you want to keep an eye on the dishwasher cycle:
Madam I found another one o... This one is very elegant pic.twitter.com/NBSbjM1c2L
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you can't be away from the TV:
I want this 😂 pic.twitter.com/DceNoVpbGA
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you're spoiled for choice:
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
Honestly, can't see the purpose of this at all:
What madness is this pic.twitter.com/Nr8HzPr1S4
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
Frightened by the allure of this much comfort:
" if u see the toilet in this one Madam... U will bow... As I know u take ur toilet time seriously....This is the one" pic.twitter.com/0JycJpLGUr
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you can't take a break from the staring contest for a second:
"Infact Madam...this one u will be able to bond with ur husband and have quality time together..." pic.twitter.com/T5mSMiq7iX
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you're up for review:
When he carries his phone to the toilet
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
Me:.... It's okay... Shit... I'll wait pic.twitter.com/aUizWHXYQh
When you're perhaps making *too much* out of a small space:
Ah ah pic.twitter.com/iYBEWZcwPI
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When at least there's a view...of you on the toilet:
Nywe Nywe Nywe it's self contained pic.twitter.com/qMmlN2ejPU
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you're afraid to leave the waiting room because they might call your name:
"Let's pause the meeting...I need to pee" pic.twitter.com/XcUjjG60za
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
When you're a freaking contortionist:
Ah ah pic.twitter.com/29uX1EobRc
— Dorang (@Miss_Powerhouse) April 21, 2018
But this is not a new idea. Weird toilets have company:
Or they keep everyone out:

This is for when you need the literal feces scared out of you:
This one shows that there are lifehackers in every industry:

I may never drink water away from home ever again.