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21 Zombie Memes To Prepare You For The Inevitable Undead Apocalypse

21 Zombie Memes To Prepare You For The Inevitable Undead Apocalypse
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Although I know that living is a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies would be a goddamned nightmare and ultimately tragic for me and my family, I still can't help but wonder about how awesome it would be to live in a world filled with slow moving monsters I could run over with a truck and just go to town on with a sword.

Trouble is, if a zombie outbreak were to occur, I'd most likely be one of the first people turned into the undead, I mean statistically speaking, there's no way I'd survive.

So to help comfort me while I ponder this sad fact of life, I decided to lighten up the mood by checking out some hilarious zombie memes. Because if I'm going to become a member of an undead horde in search of humans to munch on, I'd want to be able to laugh about it.

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