The Justin Timberlake "Ruin the Tour" Jokes Are Pure Perfection — It's Gonna Be Meme!

Moving forward we give you permission to say your world tour is about to be ruined by any and all inconveniences. You're welcome!

Jennifer Tisdale - Author

Jun. 24 2024, Published 1:57 p.m. ET

Screenshot of tweet over photo of Justin Timberlake
Source: Getty Images; Twitter/@aishamadeit

We here at Distractify understand that getting arrested for driving while intoxicated is no laughing matter. Of course as long as no one gets hurt, we're free to have a giggle at the expense of the man who was partially responsible for ruining Britney Spears's life.

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When Justin Timberlake was arrested in Sag Harbor, N.Y., and consequently charged with a DWI, social media quickly did its thing. One reported exchange in particular was a standout for the quips and jabs that made Twitter worth being on again:

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour.

Cop (who didn't recognize Justin): What tour?

Justin: The world tour.

Screenshot of ruin the world tour tweet over Justin Timberlake mug shot
Source: Getty Images; Twitter/@ErinChack

Big Eldest Boy Energy

Justin Timberlake was taking a page out of the Kendall Roy playbook with this one.

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An Arrest Story

In this moment we can hear Scarlett Johansson yelling at Justin Timberlake the same way she yelled at Adam Driver in Marriage Story. "People used to say to me that you're too selfish to be a great artist." They're right!

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On the seventh day, he drove under the influence.

This is of course from the book of Don Julio.

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Ruin the tour? Fuggedaboutit!

Someone make sure Justin Timberlake isn't suddenly obsessed with a bunch of ducks in his backyard pool.

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The only priest we trust has weighed in.

"People are all we’ve got. So grab the night by its nipples and go flirt with someone."

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We predict a rocky road ahead.

What if Justin Timberlake was swerving to miss some traffic cones that he mistakenly thought were ice cream cones? It could happen!

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30 Rock Your Body

We love a meet-cute in the form of two viral sensations coming together under one joke!

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Justin, sweetheart, save some room for later!

There is no life we know that compares to pure imagination.

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More like Twin Reeks, of alcohol.

Diane, 12:37 a.m., June 18, entering the town of Sag Harbor. I've never seen so many cops in my entire life.

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Dearest Gentle Reader...

We're not Lady Whistledown with any of this!

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