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A Woman Plans to Marry a 91-Year-Old Chandelier Named Lumiere

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When you find the one who brightens your life, who opens up your world, who shares their light with you, literally and figuratively, that's when you know you've found the one. And for Amanda Liberty, that one is a 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere.

Amanda Liberty, a British woman from Leeds who changed her last name from Whittaker during her long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, has decided that she can't handle long distance anymore. So the objectum sexual — someone who is sexually attracted to objects — has found love with her chandeliers.

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Poor Lady Liberty, shafted again because she won't leave New York.