Careful, lovers. This redheaded woman can't seem to abide anyone having a better time than her, and if you ask me, it seems unlikely that someone this uptight ever has a good time. Reddit user a video titled, "Crazy woman freaked out on me and my girlfriend last night," and it delivers. The story posted with the video simply says, "I had my arms around my girlfriend and kissed her on the forehead a couple times, waiting for this lady to finish checking out, when all of a sudden..."
The video picks up in the middle of the altercation, so we don't see the moment this lady first snaps, so to be fair, we don't have the entire story. But she is yelling at the couple from across the kitchen that they should get a room, and accusing them of "f**cking" in front of everybody. A quick pan of the establishment shows there's no one there except the couple, the angry lady, and a very uncomfortable counter worker. I doubt he's uncomfortable about the kissing, though.
Further down in the thread, throawayfreakout expanded further on what exactly transpired to send this woman into a tailspin. "Last night my girlfriend of four years and I were waiting patiently for a lady to order her food at this restaurant in Santa Monica," he wrote, "And I had my arms around her from behind and maybe kissed her on the top of the head once or twice, but that was the extent of it.Out of nowhere, the lady (who was finalizing her transaction) looks at us and exclaims emphatically how inappropriate PDA was and how uncomfortable it was making her. I thought she was joking because of how little we were actually making contact. I turned and kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and made a loud smack, and that’s where she really lost it. I immediately knew I had to get this on camera, so that’s about where the video picks up."
Our videographer never pans to his girlfriend, though she receives most of the abuse. The angry woman calls her a prostitute, a whore, a dumb slut and b*tch. At first the woman tries to laughingly say, "I don't get paid," but joking with a maniac never ends well. The wild woman demands her money back, she asks to speak to a manager, she says she'll get the counter person fired, she threatens to send the police, she even says that the man filming is sexually harassing her. She eventually throws a big handful of papers at someone and storms off into the night.
Sometimes public displays of affection do make me uncomfortable, especially if couples are leaning over the sneeze guard. But in my opinion, this lady needs to see a therapist more than she needs to see the manager. In her continuing attacks against the female half of this couple, she accuses her of "looking like a boy" and wanting everyone to think "she's the sh*t."
On her way out, the woman also yells that she's an American and from California, as though that gives her a right to dictate how everyone should conduct themselves in line for take out. The small crowd that's gathered to watch this train wreck almost simultaneously rolls their eyes at her pronouncement. Nothing like throwing a little nationalism into the mix to really drive home what a monster nightmare you are. But hey, maybe she was just really, really hangry?
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