We've all been there—you share an unflattering post as a "joke" and instead of protestations about your attractiveness level in the comments you get a bunch of "LOLS DAT U" and cry-laughing emojis. WTF?? Just because I showcased my double-chin doesn't mean I'm not a pretty princess. The same thing happened to Katy Perry when she posted a throwback of her looking like a semi-normal woman in an exercise bra with tousled hair, captioned, "I'm proud to announce the cover for my 4th album!...Happy April Fools! Been plotting in the same type of sports bra from my IM and laminated calendar since 99' It's all about the long game..."
This was soon followed by a screen capture of what looks like Facetime with Katy Perry while she's getting a massage. Not nearly as erotic as millions of fanboys have probably imagined: