
19 Signs So Funny They Actually Make You Want To Go To Church
By Mustafa GatollariNov. 18 2019, Updated 2:31 p.m. ET
There are few places that do somber and solemn better than a church.
The problem is, all that solemnity can be a bit of a downer after a while, which won't really bring in the crowds. And even though churches aren't supposed to be for-profit ventures, when you have low attendance, it looks kinda bad. Plus, there won't be as many people throwing change in that collection plate.
The question is: how do you bring people in? You could start a Christian rock-band, if you're into that sort of thing. Or you could come up with some hilarious church signs, like these holy folks did.
1. Some are unintentionally hilarious.
Lockhart needs to lock up whoever made this the church sign pic.twitter.com/OhqWHfDGFq
— Janda (@fakejanda) June 13, 2017
2. Like this.
Classic advice from this #churchsign 😂 pic.twitter.com/lLXld1djh0
— Courtney Arthur (@TournyArcher) June 16, 2017
3. Others just didn't care.
pastor: ok nick you're in charge of the sign outside
— nico (@notnotcrying) June 12, 2017
me: k
pastor: & you're sure you believe in god & take church seriously?
me: uh huh
me: pic.twitter.com/FjHy5k7jPh
4. Others proclaimed what everyone knew deep down inside.
Every time I pass this church they have another random sign and I was not disappointed today pic.twitter.com/arafxqB1ad
— Rachel 🌸 26 (@shamelesspjm) June 13, 2017
5. Some church signs were so good, people provided live updates on them.
Indiana update: church sign of the day = "if god seems far away, guess who moved"
— 30 in 32 (@30in32) June 15, 2017
6. The Penguins are the Lord's team.
Church sign on my way home today. 🖤🐧💛🙏 pic.twitter.com/BXYWkolxW2
— ©arol 🖤🏒 (@cmwinter87) June 12, 2017
7. "Good boys, good boys, whacha gonna dooo..."
@edstetzer here's a good church sign for ya pic.twitter.com/Z2dswPP7OS
— Joseph Daniel (@josephcdaniel) June 13, 2017
8. Makes Hell seem a lot more fun...
just saw a church sign "don't like going to church? you won't like heaven" oh
— wunder butt (@seeeruuuh) June 16, 2017
9. Isn't praying just like complaining, except, to God?
Wisdom from the sign of another local church. pic.twitter.com/LStzqpSOUH
— St Pauls (@stpaulslaurel) June 13, 2017
10. Of course, there were puns.
This whole "funny" church signs has gone too far.... @johnbcrist pic.twitter.com/W69oQYEq6J
— Carson Lenore (@carsonlsmith23) June 10, 2017
11. Church sounds a lot like trail mix.
I wish House Republicans who voted for #AHCA #Trumpcare #Wealthcare remembered this! | l #FunnyChurchSigns (via https://t.co/Ur8eZl6DbB) pic.twitter.com/6C4PxL7Tr0
— 🏳️🌈Kim Bonnette (@KimBMusing) May 12, 2017
12. OK but what about the next, next, next, next one?
And the next one. And the next one.... #Funny #FunnyChurchSigns #UMC #Concord #Easter pic.twitter.com/HlcYCK1FwU
— Concord UMC (@ThatFunnySign) May 8, 2017
13. That's a direct quote.
Today on "The Church Down The Street's Sign is Amazing" 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZdGaoEQfdm
— ~ Megan ~ (@megipolitan) May 6, 2017
14. Churches love Star Wars references...
#churchsign pic.twitter.com/bopMEDfctt
— Aaron (@kagynga) May 7, 2017
15. Like, a lot...
The Gospel of Luke. @unitedchurch pic.twitter.com/PjeLVCNoCq
— Foal Papers (@foalpapers) April 30, 2017
16. BAPTISM, WHAT WHAT!
Church sign of the week (5/5/17). Proud Baptists! pic.twitter.com/TkPFpAgnjt
— James Z. Gilliland (@GillyTheVike) May 5, 2017
17. So there.
its as if i put this church sign up myself pic.twitter.com/uJS7c3LD5u
— no (@beccalikesbacon) May 4, 2017
18. Wise words to live by.
thanks, random church sign pic.twitter.com/CKS8yJdqBV
— ıɯɐʞ 💚 (@saltguns) May 1, 2017
19. You can't fool me with your hip slang, Jesus.
When your dad asks you to change the church sign pic.twitter.com/wgpdLfkWw0
— Fairy Princess (@AriSafariiii) April 16, 2017
Almost enough to make me want to wake up early on Sunday morning. Almost.