Mom Befriends Shirtless Football Players At Daughter's Freshman Orientation
By Mustafa GatollariFor many parents, dropping their kids off for their first day of college is an emotion-packed day filled with nostalgia, anxiety, and maybe a little bit of fear for their baby's future.
Different parents deal with stress differently. Some take up new hobbies. Join a book club. Maybe get a part-time job, travel, or finally start that novel they've been putting off for 18 years.
Or you could be like this mom and become best friends with the university's football team.
Twitter user Avery Leilani was in her college freshman orientation when she started getting texts from her mom, who, in no time at all, befriended a bunch of hot, shirtless dudes.
My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this... #TXST21 pic.twitter.com/etJhflZrE0
β Avery Leilani (@Avery_Leilani) June 20, 2017
She must've caught the college team getting in some practice before the start of the season.
Avery was floored by the pics, and called her mom out on her excellent man-baiting skills.
She also couldn't believe that her mother was crushing her at the college flirt game before classes even started.
My mom got more action than me π
β Avery Leilani (@Avery_Leilani) June 20, 2017
After she posted the pics to Twitter, people were enthralled.
"You cougar" πππππ https://t.co/ng9b3VMc7W
β Viv β¨ (@vivian_julissaa) June 20, 2017
And it turns out that moms crushing on hot football players is a thing.
our moms should be friends π pic.twitter.com/Wb72xKi6WZ
β BG (@brittganung) June 20, 2017
Others had important questions...
Where yo daddy π smh https://t.co/vNhQR48Etw
β Donovan (@DonovanRickman_) June 20, 2017
...questions with obvious answers.
What do you mean where's my daddy? I've got 4 brand new ones in the picture π
β Avery Leilani (@Avery_Leilani) June 20, 2017
Mostly though, people were in awe of her mother's game.
π She's about to start taking classes next semester
β M4π (@MannyJalpa) June 20, 2017
I need all these boys in my life pic.twitter.com/xghGCxADrT
β JΓ―mbΕ (@jcross066) June 20, 2017
You now have the coolest mom on campus. https://t.co/lPJQrPP9St
β Lana Kane (@Jedii_Mcfly) June 20, 2017
I don't know why, but this made me incredibly happy. π https://t.co/BwxMAz5yYL
β Matthew Mollinedo (@Matt_Mollinedo) June 20, 2017
I aspire to be this Mom https://t.co/fpXff7YLLk
β Crackmacs (@Crackmacs) June 20, 2017
And of course, the porn jokes rolled in.
Iβm fully convinced this is how the picture actually came out as pic.twitter.com/dSNpHQO7VF
β danielit (@javorus_moore) June 20, 2017
β ManuπΉ (@Emanur55) June 20, 2017
But one user came up with an interesting reason why her mom was making nice with the football team.
She tryna secure you a bf the first day. Don't question ya moms motives π https://t.co/llMyiVpZN3
β Petty & Prejudice (@Smilinjai) June 20, 2017
Mom of the year, am I right?
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