If you're a woman, it seems like every single costume out there is a "sexy" version of something, no matter how dumb and inappropriate. Hell, there's even a sexy Freddy Krueger, and no, I'm not kidding.
Fed up with all the ridiculousness that are women's sexy costumes, Twitter user @SummerRay decided to create some on-purpose done outfits of her own for the haunted holiday to highlight our culture's obsession with making slutty versions of just about everything.
The results are pretty amazing.
People loved the costumes.
And started chiming in with their own ridiculous Halloween sexiness of their own.
And of course, the punsters had to come and ruin all the fun.
Who am I kidding? I love puns.