Twitter isn't just for observing the end of the world in 280 characters or less. There are some pretty funny tweets on there, alongside the apocalyptic variety. Here are some of the best from the last week or so...
I mean... I believe it.
Perhaps a tactic worth trying?
Oh you sly little brother.
But where is the Magic Pie Bush? That's our question.
I'd be willing to place money on this bet.
Not going to lie — I'm considering trying this one. I'll have a Malm in no time!
Honestly, I get it though.
Where do we sign?!
Here's someone who is nailing the whole parenting thing.
This is an accomplishment that should be celebrated, Conan!
A question we all want answered to be honest.
Yas! Work it!
Honestly, this accounts for some of the greatest performances of our lifetime.
I... had the same thought...
Happens to the best of us, right?!
Ah, what did we do to deserve those little begging guys?!
Resting Bitch Face happens to everyone!
Isn't this all of us, though?!
Related: Remember when it was fun to stay up late?!
The saddest part is that he's not doing well.
Y I K E S...
Can't say she didn't warn ya!
It's just that time! Again!
It happens to the best of us!
No one asked for this...
We will never escape this scene...
Better than nothing, I think.
But now we know, Joe!
The most relatable tweet there ever was.
If my mom did this I'd be rich, tbh...
Moms just be like that sometimes.
It builds character or something, right?!
It's a struggle we all know.
Honestly, if I could break up with my FBI agent, I would.
Repeat after me: RELATIONSHIP GOALS.
And to think we blew them off for, what? Two decades?
You're in too deep.
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