This Guy Threw A Dinner Party With Only Food That Appeared On 'The Simpsons'
A writer named Tristin Hopper gleefully outed himself as a Simpsons-mega nerd when he shared his incredible dinner party on Twitter. Every item he served was from an episode of The Simpsons, and since most of the food items referred to on that show are jokes, it made for a very weird meal. Some might even say an inedible meal?
In what may be the greatest idea I've ever had, I successfully pulled off an all-Simpsons-themed dinner party. pic.twitter.com/lxecwbst9D
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
There were 64 slices of American cheese:
A Sandwich named after Krusty the Clown, which is 9/10ths pig products:
A bag of irregular Oreos:
Though this isn't food you would necessarily really enjoy eating, there were at least several courses of it.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
Nachos, Flanders style! That's just cucumbers with cottage cheese. Do you think anyone touched these?
Nuts and gum, together at last:
Paul McCartney's really ripping lentil soup:
Watered-down orange drink:
And for dessert:
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
Marge's happy crackers:
And some Red Tick Beer. No Duff.
Though unappetizing, it is still all pretty incredible. But people still noticed a few missing items from The Simpsons' long, long history:
No Steamed hams?! pic.twitter.com/KXFXqBQNM6
— J.Rochester (@J_Rochester) March 26, 2018
No crab juice?
— Bankiesguy (@bankiesguy) March 25, 2018
There was Mountain Dew.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
Blech! Gimme the crab juice!
— Willem Wallinga (@Willem_Wallinga) March 26, 2018
Where’s the salad?
— Scott Cameron (@twitscotty) March 25, 2018
You don't win friends with salad.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 25, 2018
— Sarah Rose Mathison (@PurBldPrincess) March 26, 2018
What about the gazpacho?! Tomato soup served ice cold!
— Ben Eisen (@benkerteisen) March 25, 2018
I'll go back to Russia now.
No Neapolitan ice cream? https://t.co/uaUZwdABVf
— Joel Wood (@JoelWWood) March 25, 2018
No Flaming Moe? pic.twitter.com/u8aSnbxtF3
— Amelia Deschamps 💐 (@amelinda4ever) March 26, 2018
A gummi Venus di Milo would have been a nice touch for desert.
— Pat Cahill (@champagne_patty) March 25, 2018
No frogurt for dessert?
— Patrick Foster (@fosterpcl) March 26, 2018
The frogurt was cursed.
— Tristin Hopper (@TristinHopper) March 26, 2018
For the next one have some kafta bi sanya and labna to dip it. Get it from two guys from Kabul pic.twitter.com/Vgw9Twu1BS
— Juan C. Tellechea (@jctelle) March 27, 2018
There are still so many more...
Amazing. And still so many more possibilities for a follow-up dinner! Firehouse Ned’s five-alarm chilli (only 2, 2.5 tops), the good morning burger, Marge’s delicious boiled celery, (this year give her) English muffins, partially gelatinated, nondairy, gum-based beverages...
— Allison Jones (@allisonjones_cp) March 25, 2018
The Simpsons could inspire disgusting dinner parties for years and years to come. That's why it's classic television.
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