Back before the days of YouTube, people would have to watch music videos on TV, believe it or not.
Now if you wanted to request a video, you'd have to pay a service called TheBox, call it in, and they'd charge your credit car $2 for three music videos or a dollar for one. Otherwise, you'd just watch MTV, BET, or VH1.
VH1 would play older songs a lot of the time, which didn't make it too popular with the younger crowd, but I personally loved it because of one program: pop-up video.
The show wasn't anything special: they'd play popular music videos and little infographics with factoids about the artist, the video shoot, or the song, would appear on-screen. It made watching the videos a little more interesting, and helped to get more mileage out of played-out tracks.
So when I first saw the "Genius" annotations on Spotify, I was immediately brought back to my pop-up video days and a smile crept up on my face. Pretty soon though, I was smiling for a different reason. Because a lot of the annotations were unintentionally hilarious.
Like, thanks for the memo, Spotify.
People can't believe that there are teams of people out there who are writing copy for these song annotations.
Because aside from being blatantly obvious, many of them are so unnecessary.
And you can tell when you've got a different writer. Clearly this person has a much higher standard when it comes to being being a granular, grammar nerd.
Like this religious-themed, deep read into some of Drake's lyrics in "Passionfruit."
Other writers don't care that much for the Toronto-born rapper.
Some of the annotations get "deep emo" out of nowhere - and people are delightfully confused.
There are just little comic gems wherever you look.
People can't get over how savage they are too.
Some of the factoids are just there to blow up artist's spot.
Looks like the P-I-M-P 50 Cent critic is back at it again.
There's even anime-meme reference facts. What won't the genius annotations randomly talk about?
There's never a dull moment.
Ahh, just like the good old days of "pop-up video," but somehow, even more amusing.
When I moved across the country a couple of months ago, I was trying to find a short-term place to stay while I looked around for an apartment to make my home. I've gone through my share of shady sublets, and was so worried I wouldn't land a spot that I started looking for one to book months in advance. On my first day of browsing, I came across a gorgeous and affordable one-bedroom in a really convenient location, but was super skeptical of the post because of how traumatized I am from my previous experiences.
I've dealt with creeps who ask for a cash deposit then claim they're in the hospital on the exact same day they're supposed to meet me for the keys. I've had people cancel my reservation once I've already landed in their city... Needless to say, I'm a seasoned subletter. When I found this lovely one-bedroom on Craigslist, I was sure the listing was too good to be true. So I took a proactively defensive stance when I reached out via email. I asked for boring specifications on the apartment and went over payment details with exhaustive thoroughness. I even asked if a friend could stop by to make sure there were no secret squatter tenants, or anything sketchy like that. Then, I got an email back.
TWIST: I recognized the address from the gushing fan mail I had sent it years ago. The apartment belonged to my favorite living writer and here I was, casually emailing with her directly. Flash forward a few months and we're friendly and occasionally email each other or meet for coffee to catch up. And that's how my nightmare sublet search turned into a friendship with one of the best and most famous writers of our time.
I live for real-life plot twists like this. They keep us on our toes while we cruise through this journey of life. Which is why when u/whytho37 asked Reddit to share their most insane plot twists, the results were incredible.
Scroll down for twists so good, you wouldn't believe they actually happened if you saw them in a film.