You know how it is. You're out for a few drinks when you get a text from an unknown number. Could it be a new friend you forgot to save? An emergency? Or is it a woman with a cheating boyfriend wrapped up in some sort of incest fantasy? It's definitely one of the three.
Twitter user @StrickJackson shared a series of screenshots of a conversation he says he had with someone in the Number 3 category. Buckle up—it's a wild ride.