There are some things that even the most evil of people love and one of those things is cuddling animals.
Cuddling animals is such a universal human reaction that people even pay good money to do it in cat cafes.
This Dublin-based veterinary clinic posted a job listing for a "crazy cat person" for the sole purpose of giving them tons of love and affection every day.
Other requirements include: "gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time, the ability to be "softly spoken," and "capable of cat whispering." You know, to help out stressed out kitty cats.
Sounds like the absolutely purrfect job, if you ask me. Unless you're allergic to cats.