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These Tinder Lines Won't Get You Dates, But They Will Get You Some Laughs

I'm on Tinder and, quite frankly, I find it confusing. Like, I know it is possible to start a conversation with someone if you swipe right, but I don't see that option anywhere. I just swipe right and swipe right and nothing ever seems to have it. 

I heard somewhere that you can only talk to someone if they swipe right on you, too. You'll get a notification saying that you have a "Match" or something. I don't know. That doesn't sound right to me. I've seen no evidence of that being the case. The only notifications I ever seem to get are asking me to rate Tinder. I normally give it a one. 

However, it seems like other people have figured out how to makes these matches happen and use it for mischief. Good for them. I'm hoping it works out. 

You seem nice but...
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Accurate
Me_irl from Tinder
To be honest, none of us are.
Grown grown from Tinder
Off to a great start!
Why you gotta be a bitch though. from Tinder
I won't change for anyone.
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I'll see myself out
like I'm the idiot here, right? from Tinder
Way to turn it around
So this happened from Tinder
This was a roller coaster
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What kind of trouble do you plan on causing?
Let's just take a moment to appreciate this masterpiece from Tinder
But it was as hot as this burn
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Well, that escalated quickly.
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...wow.
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Well, this went poorly.
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I'm a monster!
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Good luck on your search
What...the...f*ck from Tinder
I can't believe that worked.
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This sounds bad, but I'd still take this offer.
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That was... graphic.
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They seem nearly perfect
I don't know why they aren't in to me. from Tinder
How dare you want to do the same thing I want to do!
That escalated quickly...
Nailed it
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Well, does she?
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She's in web design
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Honesty pays off
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She's married now
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You blew it up!
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Ask for cash
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Okay. Thanks for sharing.
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Big poppa is one cool chick
She never responded :( from Tinder
As lovely as America the Beautiful
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If you can't get a date, at least get a laugh, am I right?

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