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These Hilariously Bad Knockoff Products Won't Fool Anyone But Will Make You Laugh

Whenever a new product successfully enters the marketplace, you better believe that competitors are going to try to ride its coat tails. In the best case scenario, this just means more competition, and in turn, a better product. But sometimes we get a rushed product that doesn't even try to hide the fact that it is a cheap knockoff. 

The thing I don't get is: Who are these knockoffs for? Who loves Pokemon so much they have to own all the merchandise, but not enough to know what Pokemon actually look like? There have to be a lot of people in the center of this venn diagram, because there are a lot of knockoffs out there and someone has to be supporting those manufacturers.

And, listen, if I am talking about you here, please feel free to explain it to me. 

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To be fair, it doesn't look like a car.
deformed car from crappyoffbrands
Makes sense?
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one... from crappyoffbrands
He's right next to Waldo.
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Gotta collect them all!
Pure awesomeness from crappyoffbrands
Okay. I can see where you are coming from here.
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Well, if he's a doctor...
Got no moisture from crappyoffbrands
They're not wrong...?
The Big Bong Theory from crappyoffbrands
Definitely not a hedgehog. We can't stress that enough.
Blue Speed Mouse from crappyoffbrands
What if they were the same person?
Or Padre from crappyoffbrands
Something tells me this isn't legit...
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Thou shall not steal, remember?
Found on IMDB from crappyoffbrands
How can we make the name grosser? I got it!
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Sounds fancy!
Its not Burger king, its burger Madam and Sir from crappyoffbrands
This is just lazy.
Tim and Jmmy from crappyoffbrands
You have to know this isn't right, right?
'Thinger Strangs' from crappyoffbrands
Not even close.
Which step went wrong here? from crappyoffbrands
Copyright infringement aside, this looks pretty good.
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Wow. They are really tapping into new markets, huh?
IE9-Suncare from crappyoffbrands
Mmm. No.
Is that SpongeBart? from crappyoffbrands
He is though!
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If you want to disappoint your children...
Saw this lovely alternative at my local Redbox from crappyoffbrands
Maybe check in with your English speaking friends before printing these...
Only in Thailand from crappyoffbrands
Poor Sampsons.
Crappy Sampsons from crappyoffbrands
Well, that is just plain wrong.
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Well, you don't need to insult us.
Budget brand. Budget name. from crappyoffbrands
Was Papa Smurf actually their dad? I thought that was just a title.
My last off-brand costume shitpost I swear. from crappyoffbrands
Gotta love Main Kid!
My favourite South Park character. from crappyoffbrands
Doesn't seem quite right.
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Not as cute I remember.
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What kid doesn't want to be a murderer?
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I don't think I could trust this towel.
This is not Pokemon. This is Pocheman! Two completely different things! from crappyoffbrands