Ever since the invention of social media, there have been plenty of people who've vocalized that the death of actual social interactions is imminent.
It might seem like hyperbole, but I can't tell how many times I've gone to a restaurant or a family event and seen kids on an iPad for hours, and throw absolute tantrums when you pull them away from their tablets. Heck when I'm by myself, if I were to count the number of times I reach for my cell phone in an hour, it's probably well over a hundred.
And although Facebook is in a world of trouble right now for culling user data, that doesn't mean that all social networks are designed to get you away from interacting with people in real life.
One such application, Nextdoor, is focused on getting neighbors to interact with each other more often.
Gone are the days when everyone in their neighborhood knew each other's names and personal business, and it looks like Nextdoor's intention is to bring that '50s, old-school vibe of being concerned about your local community and the people in it with their social network.
Site usage is growing steadily, which is great news for the company, and also great news for anyone who likes the read the petty, weird, and absolutely hilarious things that some users have to say about their neighbors. Because, after all, social networks are comprised of people and people have proven time and again that our capacity for the bizarre is near infinite. Something that the @bestofnextdoor Twitter account is exploiting to the fullest by simply putting up screenshots from actual user posts in the app.
"Sun night by Daughter had a guy over that she meet on a date app.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 24, 2018
When he left HE TOOK R CAT." pic.twitter.com/ELohRuBj4F
That's right, this neighbor is complaining of their daughter's Tinder date stealing the family cat.
Then there are examples of people taking their neighborhood watch duties a little too seriously when they tried to catch an Amazon package thief.
Oh. My. God.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 18, 2018
"YOU CALLED 911????" pic.twitter.com/VxMC63W7oK
The app even provides bouts of romantic drama with not-so-passive-aggressive messages for everyone in the community to see.
Oh my god pic.twitter.com/uCm6nWYEPT
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 19, 2018
For this next post, I completely know where they're coming from. For some reason my next door neighbor has decided to get a rooster and some chickens. Every morning I'm woken up by the sound of a bird screeching. In other news, I find getting up for morning cardio much easier now.
Meanwhile in LA... pic.twitter.com/Q5cfhjYJ00
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 23, 2018
Some neighbors really misuse the features. Like turning their desire to get an old chair out of their house into a neighborhood "emergency."
🚨URGENT ALERT🚨 pic.twitter.com/pDqMRJmU7i
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 26, 2018
And some people who should really keep certain messages to themselves.
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐 pic.twitter.com/Qwy14ZDHnX
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 26, 2018
Some of the posts are more epic than others. Like this infamous "Seahawks Cannon" post that culminated in a library fist fight.
#bestofnextdoor proudly presents:
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
"Seahawks Cannon"
aka the legendary Nextdoor thread that caused one Seattle neighborhood to brawl at their local library pic.twitter.com/TJ4MwzL6KP
2/ "It's cool that the Seahawks win, but the noise isn't cool." pic.twitter.com/aw5u4HnyaE
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
3/ "My Sundays have really started to suck" pic.twitter.com/K0NSCnaGva
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
4/ "I have called the police over a dozen times and I have even confronted a neighbor whom I can clearly see setting off the fireworks with her children." pic.twitter.com/3vOkARnHJD
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
It just kept escalating and escalating.
5/ "Maybe they can blast themselves with an airhorn or something" pic.twitter.com/qqo19bsi7D
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
6/ "I root for the Seahawks to lose! Very satisfying when they lose!" pic.twitter.com/LMhrgrzrTK
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
They really wanted this guy to stop blowing his air horn whenever the Seahawks win.
7/ "I don't think that's the main sentiment around here Norman"
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
"Does anyone know who the idiot is who does the cannon on Seahawks days?"
8/ "I took off down the street in bare feet to confront this guy... Asked if he could please stop "blowing s&$+ up"
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
"Might be time for good old fashion neighborhood justice."
++
I think that's a good place to stop for tonight.
To be continued... #nextdoorbrawl 😋 pic.twitter.com/Jxn57wibR3
The guy just didn't want his dogs to be traumatized.
9/ Here we go... 🙏 pic.twitter.com/TUiRi8ezSR
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
10/ pic.twitter.com/rXIQfJlgDt
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
11/ "Wow Scott, Just when I thought we were making progress you fall back into talking like a insensitive fool"
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
YES YES YES #thisiswhatyoucamefor pic.twitter.com/TQv9wxBMSi
12/ lol you know Scott and Steve were at that library showdown ready to throw down pic.twitter.com/75ID0SCOIx
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
13/ pic.twitter.com/7YgmukrZPQ
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
14/ "Serene, please read my post again and earlier posts. I'm on your side" pic.twitter.com/xcKLLRuP8S
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
If there's anything that's more representative of the neighborhood mundane, it's this thread.
15/ "So just because I like the cannon I'm insensitive?" pic.twitter.com/Dbl9SSvu1Q
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
16/ ""Let people day thier peace in peace"
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
As people fire cannons that shake the neighborhood.
Possibly the dumbest thing I've read all year."
(Editor's note: LMFAOOOO) pic.twitter.com/3MyxHJYs59
They started doing detective work to narrow down the perps.
17/ pic.twitter.com/wVinSxjr8f
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
18/ The beginning of the end
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
"Would anyone be interested if I reserved the meeting space at the library?" pic.twitter.com/3ZSZP9ABF2
Things looked like they'd take a constructive turn.
19/ pic.twitter.com/Q8Yg1Ks6AF
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
20/ pic.twitter.com/Z6XaaxA33I
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
21/ pic.twitter.com/IlWSmyKgpI
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
22/ "Let me assure everyone that the Triangle Pub does not own or operate a cannon or any other percussive device. Although, the owner does sometime have an explosive laugh."
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
P.S. My source tells me Dan got banned so his comments were deleted. You can use your imagination 🌀 pic.twitter.com/9afuWqndZV
Name calling ensues.
23/ omg Dan called them "Washingtardians" pic.twitter.com/Gz1le8hQXm
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
24/ "Well, this discussion certainly went off the rails" pic.twitter.com/MKWfLx5X3i
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
25/ "Is it possible to unsubscribe from a feed" 😂 pic.twitter.com/oaDMMvwlIL
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
People just had enough at a certain point.
26/ "ENFORCE THE FRIGGIN LAWS"
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
OK intermission time ✌️ pic.twitter.com/jyfRZwnTdR
Then, the nastiness sunk in.
27/ #youhadtogetnasty pic.twitter.com/J1kAtSWNPf
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
28/ pic.twitter.com/sDnlueYJrT
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
Then, the talk of "immigrants."
29/ Mick just opened up a whole new can of worms... pic.twitter.com/lAYs4qJBMb
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
30/ The last comments before the meeting: pic.twitter.com/bwuDn1EZEu
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
All of that build up that ultimately just ended up in a massive brawl in the library. Arrests were made.
31/ After the reconciliation meeting at the library turned into a brawl with multiple arrests and two visits from the cops...
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017
"Well, that was a mess"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/fVpGMN4KN6
All this drama is probably the best advertising Nextdoor could've ever hoped for, to be honest.