We all have that one friend, or even group of friends, that can always get you to do things you know you're going to regret in the morning, and it usually involves booze - lots and lots of booze.
One beer turns into two beers turns into a round of shots then everyone's buying at least one round each and then that turns into another beer and then a cocktail and before you know it you're riding your town's statue of Christopher Columbus singing "Firework" by Katy Perry and trying to make a serious argument that it should become the new national anthem.
While you're in the throes of alcohol-induced ecstasy, you feel like nothing could possibly go wrong and you while you may not totally be in charge of your bodily functions, you feel pretty darn great. The next morning, however, is an entirely different story.
I’m not saying I’m hungover but I just sat on my sofa and went to put the seatbelt on.— Maff Brown (@maffbrown) April 21, 2018
I’m so visibly hungover that people are staring at me like THEY regret my own terrible decisions— payton sartain (@paytonsartain) April 29, 2018
People keep staring at me I can’t tell if it’s because I look like hungover trash or if they like it— tatianna (@asiancrackbaby) April 23, 2018
I’m so hungover that I just tried using my garage door opener at a red light to make it turn green.— Kelsey Cook (@KelseyCook) April 30, 2018
Growing up as a kid, you never truly understand how or why vampires hate the the light until you’re older and you fling back the blinds when you’re hungover as balls in the morning.— Alexander (@MrAirForce2013) April 21, 2018