30 Tweets About How Brutally Cold It Is That Are Too Real

4 months ago

It is cold outside. Maybe you noticed?

As a result many people are opting to stay indoors. Since we can't play games or throw the ball in the house (Mom!!!) people are just goofing off on their computers. Namely, they are all taking to Twitter to complain about the brutal cold.

So while you're stuck inside huddling next to a radiator, take a moment to appreciate how everyone is going through the same thing. Except for those jerks in Australia.

1. What did we do to deserve this?

Good morning to everyone except THIS GODDAMN COLD! We know it winter but JESUS CHRIST WHO’S CONTROLLING THIS?! pic.twitter.com/9WJWvYYZGV
— MEGASheen (@MEGASheenpod) January 3, 2018

2. Wake up, sheeple!

I found the real cause of the cold weather. Ice Robots have landed in the North East and are taking over the world. #BombCyclone pic.twitter.com/svHE45TTN6
— James Alias (@jf2good) January 3, 2018

3. Spongebob is the best tool for measuring.

Level of cold in the Northeast rn: Spongebob and Patrick locked in Sandy’s house ❄️ pic.twitter.com/VuG6OhENov
— Cody Seel (@cody_seel) January 3, 2018

4. Let's turn around.

Thinks: "It's not THAT cold outside."

Walks outside: pic.twitter.com/xsE3wHvxqW
— Westfield Welcome (@WstfldWelcome) January 3, 2018

5. Is it spring yet?

Too cold for too long and it’s only January 😭❄️ #PAWinter pic.twitter.com/rsaBZZ0zQ1
— Amber (@2bambi) January 3, 2018

6. Where's the lake?

This is a current pic. from the South Haven, Michigan Channel. Already 21% ice cover on the Great Lakes (3% on this date last year). Cold rules east of the Rockies. 11 above at Fort Worth TX (Alliance Arpt.) and 20 on the coast at Victoria. Snowing in Lake City FL. pic.twitter.com/UQpMn7GfFx
— bill steffen (@bsteffen) January 3, 2018

7. As do we all.

How do people function when it’s this cold? I don’t want to do anything except for snuggle up in bed and take baths
— fulky kitty (@tunatrapqueen) January 3, 2018

8. Get inside!

It’s so cold I can’t feel all four of my cheeks 🤕
— Neff n Chill 🦅 (@neff_tali_amaya) January 3, 2018

9. Monster!

I think I’m the only one enjoying this weather. I love the cold 💙
— 🌻✨🌛 (@wtevrsam) January 3, 2018

10. OMG! Same!

some personal news: i am, in fact, cold
— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) January 3, 2018

11. Huh. Who would have thought?

Trivia Fact! Before the Internet, cold weather associated with the season was known as “Winter” #BombCyclone
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) January 3, 2018

12. Preach!

Bring your pets inside!! If its too cold for you, its too cold for them!
— Bessy Gatto (@bessygatto) January 3, 2018

13. What are you going to do about it?

Me: It's too cold to do anything today.

Wife: It's going to be this cold for the rest of the winter.

Me: *puts my feet up*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 3, 2018

14. Is it cold or not? Hmm?

All you people fussing about the cold weather .. I don't wanna see one snow picture of you on any of my TL's
— •LB• (@laurennbrooksss) January 3, 2018

15. The Icy City.

Video shows the surface of the #ChicagoRiver partially frozen over as extreme cold hits the #Midwest. @newnewspage pic.twitter.com/HxR7Z4bCSF
— Breaking News (@newnewspage) January 3, 2018

16. That's it. The word's over.

It's snowing in Florida https://t.co/hH4fyplZFF
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 3, 2018

17. I won't be working until April.

It’s literally too cold to function ❄️
— Brit Salinas (@britbrit23) January 3, 2018

18. Priorties.

Lady at work complaining how cold it is but yet her old ass going outside to smoke every fucking hour
— ⭐️🍷wine-der-woman🍷⭐️🍷 (@HockeyRenegade) January 3, 2018

19. Indiana is basically Canada.

You know you are from Indiana when you walk outside and think, "It's not too cold today" when it's 7°...
— adam hoffer (@dont_hasselhoff) January 3, 2018

20. They should resign!

It’s so cold that I actually feel sexually harassed by my own nipples.
— ANGELA (@amhw) January 3, 2018

21. Thanks, Obama.

I don't remember it being this cold when Obama was President...
— this heaux gets cold (@TheNamesBria_) January 3, 2018

22. Pretty sure it's cold there too.

I’m gonna need Texas to go back to being hot because I’m running out of cold weather outfits
— sydney (@syd_salinas) January 3, 2018

23. I don't believe you.

My fingers refused to type ....... It's so cold ! 😒
— ہیر (@heerx42) January 3, 2018

24. How will we manage?

59 DEGREES IS COLD OK. pic.twitter.com/9jikBlpPZu
— Chris Stewart (@CStewartWPTV) January 3, 2018

25. We're on our way.

i’m sleep deprived and my toes are cold send help
— hyaaaaacinth (@SimplyHyacinth) January 3, 2018

26. Pretty sure that's a polar bear.

This dog likes the cold so much that he hangs out on the frozen pool when it’s 0 degrees out pic.twitter.com/46jxDX6sY2
— Erika (@erika_nove) January 3, 2018

27. Let's have a nice warm cold.

i honestly love the cold but this just too much
— bri ⚾️ (@briguzmaan) January 3, 2018

28. Would you move back in July?

During this cold weather season, I would like to be adopted by an Australian nympho who will keep me warm...
— Just4funsa (@Just4funsa) January 3, 2018

29. and brace yourselves.

30. Stay safe.

It’s a cold day for a roofer 🙄
— Travis Rogers (@trogers_08) January 3, 2018