Chrissy Teigen is shopping for baby names again, and like many expectant mothers before her, she has unwisely turned to the Internet for answers. Teigen shared a list of unisex baby names that sound like an ingredient list for potpourri. She doesn't seem happy with the options:
Some of these names are cute, but their cumulative effect is bad. Did someone just wander through the woods and point at things they saw? That's one way to choose a human's name, I guess, but you might end up with a family of Stumps and Brushfires. At least this list provided joke material for everyone.
The punheads and How I Met Your Mother fans:
Name your kid "Erry" for all of the countless times their last name will come first....— Adriana (@PrivateCaboosey) December 30, 2017
And folks who can't see the forest for the baby names:
Name your child after a forest. Go on, pick any tree. 🙃— Tristina Wright (@TristinaWright) December 30, 2017
If you don’t name it Cedar you might as well not even have it— aidan alexander (@aidan) December 30, 2017
But the best responses are from the weirdoes who seem to sincerely think Chrissy Teigen will take their suggestions for the name of her unborn child seriously:
What about a nice Welsh name. Eleri, Carew, Seren (means star) or Romney.— CRYSTAL (@CRYSTALXPOPE) December 30, 2017
This is a heavy responsibility. With a last name like "Legend," you really need a strong first name. Destiny?