Across the United Kingdom on Monday, citizens who I assume are usually decent people have delved into the dark world of making puns. It's a dangerous road to Dad Humor, but people have leapt on #UKPunDay with a vengeance. Even respectable networks, like BBC Earth, are taking part:
Even one bad pun sets off a chain reaction of even worse puns.
Oh god. Do you see what I'm talking about?
And there's lots, lots more:
Okay, I smiled at this one:
But groaned at a bunch more:
Even the post office is getting involved. Don't you have packages to deliver?
And the news!
They can't stop:
I'd sign off with a pun, but I'm terrible at them. Yes...I was just jealous all along. I'm simply not punny.