Most of us go to a restaurant or order in to eat and skip the clean up afterwards. We leave an appropriate tip, then go about our business.
But in our society, there is a subset of people who make every interaction into an art form—like this person who told an epic tale of magic on their order for the delivery guy to chuckle over:
I feel like I just read Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter in one go.
But that's not the only kind of funny receipt scattered around by clever weirdoes. There are all types.
The drunk ones:
There's Mr. Butthole Teeth, who at least tips well:
There are the flirts:
This extremely discount orgasm from a generous bartender:
Someone just being nice??
The excuse makers:
Someone sharing some personal info.
A budding poet:
Don't type receipts while horny:
Though some receipts are just funny because they exist, and don't need a human to liven them up at all.