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Someone Is Collecting The Most Hilarious Stories From A Neighborhood Watch App

Someone Is Collecting The Most Hilarious Stories From A Neighborhood Watch App
6 days ago

Most every day dramas are extremely small, especially if they're just taking place in your neighborhood. On the app Nextdoor, users can complain about all the petty stuff happening within a twelve block radius, and hopefully get some response. And the rest of us can laugh about it, thanks to the Twitter account @Bestpfnextdoor run by Jenn Takahashi. She screencaps choice posts, like this one about a duck break-in problem:

It's funny, because it's not happening in my neighborhood!

Complaints tend to be about the same sorts of things. Animals should get their own account, honestly, for all the trouble they're causing people:

Then there's loud noises rattling the walls:

And the youths, who is watching the YOUTHS?

And there are a lot of people who seem like they're trying to hook up, which is a mistake. Hook up with people in a different neighborhood:

There's also a category that can only be described as "WTF."

Yo. People need to get out of the neighborhood.