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Someone Took A Cucumber To 'Fifty Shades Darker' And It's Exactly What You Think

By Mark Pygas

It's fair to say that moms everywhere are pretty excited for Fifty Shades Darker, the even steamier sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey. In fact, one viewer at the Hayden Orpheum Picture Palace in Australia was so excited, they accidentally left something behind in the cinema.

Before we get into it, I want to warn you if you're squeamish, this worker picked the object up with their BARE HANDS. Some advice for movie theater workers: air on the side of caution and always wear gloves when cleaning up after a movie, especially a, um, sexy one. You never know what you're going to find on that sticky floor. OK, sorry about that, now I'm making myself queasy. But, seriously, I'm willing to bet a lot that this theater employee is wishing they had gloved up after what they discovered after a late night showing of the film, based on the BDSM erotica novel of the same name.